friday OR weekend Funny Status Messages

   At the movies now... Frankenweenie, Fun Size, and Here Comes the Boom. Sounds like a typical weekend in college.

   Once again its friday I know its only been 7 days since the last one but feels like its been a week....

   So if you ever want to experience the closest thing to a zombie apocalypse, all you have to do is wait in line for Black Friday at your nearest Wal-Mart...

   It's Friday night and you're sitting at home on Facebook? HAHAHAHAHAHA same

   Dec 21st falls on a Friday... What a sh*tty way to start the weekend..

   Ready, Set, Weekend !

   Anything that requires my presence before 4 pm on a weekend is an obligation, not recreation...

   if Satruday is Small Business Saturday, then black Friday is Fortune 500 Friday!!

   Black Friday: Where one day after giving thanks for what we have, we trample each other to buy what we don't.

   My favorite Black Friday tradition is watching the day's Walmart tramplings on the evening news.

   People think I'm sleeping in this tent to see that stupid Twilight movie, I'm just first in line for Black Friday.

   Black Friday... a special time to keep Capitalism in Christmas

   I'm not doing the 'Black Friday' thing this year. Last year... it was so crowded... I walk out of Walmart with someone else's shoes on...

   Since the day b4 Thanksgiving is the biggest shopping day of the yr & it's called "black Friday" & the day b4 Thanksgiving is the biggest bar nite of the yr I'm declaring it "black out Wednesday"

   Black friday: because only in America people trample each other for sales exactly one day after being thankful for what they already have

   Everyone is talking about Black Friday, I havent even seen the previews! Is that the new Kim Kardashian documentary?

   Black Friday is Americas version of running with the bulls

   Black Friday? Don't they already get February?

   Who wants to put on a bear costume and tear apart the tents of people camping outside a Best Buy for Black Friday?

   I wonder if drug dealers do black Friday lol ...weed and crack 20% off