love Funny Status Messages

   Won employee of the month again! I love being self employed.

   My girlfriend asked me, "Do You believe in love at first sight"? I said, "At the first sight of what"?

   You can't force someone to love you, you can only stalk them and hope for the best.

   Please irritate me. I would LOVE to see how badly it ends for you. ;)

   May those who love us love us, and those who do not love us, may God turn their hearts. And if he cannot turn their hearts, may he turn their ankles so that we may know them by their limping.

   Hey I'm an equal opprotunist. I love blondes, brunettes, redheads, tall ones, short ones, cousins, adopted cousins...

   Big... Powerful... Makes the ladies scream... Lasts for an hour. No wonder women love Oprah so much.

   She says she doesn't have to change her relationship status on Facebook to show her love? It's because she's still banging her ex.

   Sometimes the people you love the most are the ones that hurt you the most...but it's up to you to decide who you live through the pain for...

   What's LOVE? In math: A problem. In history: A war. In chemistry: A reaction. In art: A heart. In me: Bull

   Send an email to a friend saying "PLEASE PLASE PLEASE Disregard previous message. Please don't read it! I love you!" It will drive them crazy!

   Love is not the dying moan of a distant violin - it's the triumphant twang of a bedspring.

   Do what you love, and the money will follow, unless what you love is Facebook.

   I love them all.....Fake (+)(+) , Perfect (o)(o), Perky (*)(*), Cold (^)(^) and even Grandma's \o/ \o/ Big ( • )( • ) or small (.) (.) save them all. REPOST for Breast Cancer Awareness.

   P.E.T.A.= People Eating Tasty Animals....... I LOVE HUNTING SEASON!

   " For It was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul. It was not my hand you held but my love. "

   I would love to start working out, but I'm beefing up for my "before" picture.

   so really..what was Meatloaf talking about when he sang he'll do anything for love, but he wont do that?

   Love is a piano dropped from a fourth story window, and you were in the wrong place at the wrong time.

   says If two morons fall in love I could care less, but for the love of God please DON'T reproduce and make more of you. There are enough idiots in this world without you making more.