"new york" Funny Status Messages

   Going to: ❒ Paris ❒ New York ❒ London ✔ KITCHEN, I'm hungry

   The heat wave continues! It's so hot in New York City that the Statue of Liberty was asked to blow out her torch.--Joan Rivers

   I can't decide if this thick orange sky color over New York is beautiful or too close to a chemical attack of some sort.

   Did you hear? Hurricane Irene is going to slam into New York City like Lindsay Lohan slamming into the sidewalk in front of a nightclub.

   I noticed the storm track seems to be somewhere between the moon and New York City!

   As Anti-Wall Street protests spread outside the New York Stock Exchange over the corporate greed in America, pitchforks were up by 8 3/4 and torches by 7 1/2 points

   The New York City protesters look like GOD picked up a Wallmart and dumped it on Wall Street.

   When I bite into a York Peppermint Patty, I get the sensation of chocolate covered toothpaste.

   “Happy New Year 2000! Have a fantastic year, and successful 2000!” - New York Alzheimer's Society

   Just read that Bill Belichick talked to the Red Sox today. Topic must have been: How to lose to New York.

   I think we all know, the first time he Tebows in New York, somebody will steal his wallet.

   Mayor Bloomberg is going to outlaw large sodas. Good to know that New York City is officially out of legitimate problems to deal with.

   According to a story on the front page of The New York Times, Kanye West is marrying Kim Kardashian. The wedding is scheduled for June and the divorce is in July.

   When I bite into a York peppermint patty,, I get the sensation,,,,,, That I should have bought a Reese's peanut butter cup...

   In New York you can't drink more than a 16 oz. soda, but it is okay to stuff yourself with 68 hotdogs and buns in 10 minuts.

   The Mother Of All storms (Frankenstorm) is heading toward New York City... Trump better get out the hairspray.

   Looking forward to seeing New York the day after tommorrow. Sandy

   New York on terror alert as Al Qaeda threaten to crash submarines into the Empire State Building.

   I don't know much about American sports. But from what I gather the New York Hurricanes are doing well.

   Not sure who swept New york faster.. The Hurricane or the tigers