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   messageicon Screw Daylight Savings Time. Losing an hour on the weekend means we're one hour closer to Monday. Dammit.
←Rate | 03-09-2013 13:57 by minnie haha Comments (0)  


   messageicon Friday!!! I’m so glad you are back. I’m sorry you had to see me with Monday-Thursday, but I swear I was thinking of you the whole time.
←Rate | 03-15-2013 08:37 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Ah yes, Friday. Wha...What was that? Saw it out of the corner of my eye. There, behind the...I just saw it duck down. There it is again disappearing just as I almost get a glimpse of it. MONDAY! I KNOW IT'S YOU, YOU BA$TARD!
←Rate | 03-15-2013 20:10 by Mickey Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm not saying she's a slut, but she's been banged more than a snooze button on Monday morning.
←Rate | 03-20-2013 17:08 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I’m not saying she’s a slut, but she’s been banged more times than a snooze button on Monday morning.
←Rate | 03-21-2013 17:30 by @MiserableMadge Comments (0)  


   messageicon "Today its Sunday" Forward this to 15 friends,.. within 7 days you"ll get another Sunday. it really works... One of my friends ignored it and he got Monday within 24 hours
←Rate | 03-31-2013 11:21 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I promised my boss i'd come in early for work on monday Aint that a great April fool's prank......
←Rate | 04-01-2013 01:23 by Jitney Comments (0)  


   messageicon getting drunk on Saturday is like going to work on Monday. Its just something you have too do.
←Rate | 04-06-2013 11:44 Comments (0)  


   messageicon It's Friday for me and Monday for my liver.
←Rate | 04-19-2013 21:33 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon Joyce, the office slut, just sneezed and now we all have to take a mandatory HIV test on Monday :(
←Rate | 04-28-2013 07:47 by Baddie Comments (0)  


   messageicon A rainy Friday is still better than a sunny Monday...
←Rate | 05-03-2013 10:14 by eengrms Comments (0)  


   messageicon Monday is like a math problem. Add irritation, subtract sleep, multiply problems & divide happiness. I hate Mondays!
←Rate | 05-06-2013 13:46 by jitney Comments (0)  


   messageicon If 40 is the new 30, then Monday is the new Friday.
←Rate | 05-13-2013 06:56 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Bacon is natures way of making up for Monday mornings.
←Rate | 05-13-2013 07:15 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Goodbye Memorial Day weekend. Like a fifth of Vodka and a handful of prescription painkillers you made Monday more bearable......
←Rate | 05-27-2013 19:22 by @mrcraig_rotten Comments (0)  


   messageicon Monday,.. that better not be your ugly ass I see peeking around the corner!
←Rate | 06-02-2013 20:47 by Marshall the Great Comments (0)  


   messageicon "Knock knock", "who's there?", "Weekend", "Weekend who?", "We can wish it was the weekend, but its MOnday!"
←Rate | 06-17-2013 07:47 by Jitney Comments (0)  


   messageicon Me Monday ƪ(´~`")∫ Tuesday (-____-)"" Wednesday (⌣́_⌣̀) Thursday Ҩ( > ̯ < )Ҩ Friday (ˆ⌣ˆ)ง Saturday ~('▽'~) (~'▽')~ Sunday (˘ʃ_ƪ˘)
←Rate | 06-22-2013 18:04 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon Finishing the Monday after vacation is like when Nick Wallenda's feet hit the ground after crossing the Grand Canyon on the Skywire
←Rate | 06-24-2013 18:31 Comments (0)  


   messageicon The longest distance in the world is from Monday morning to Friday afternoon.
←Rate | 07-01-2013 14:05 by J.D. Comments (0)  




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