Funny Status Message #126676
X I’m not saying she’s a slut, but she’s been banged more times than a snooze button on Monday morning.
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- # 126613 I'm not saying she's a slut, but she's been banged more than a snooze button on Monday morning.
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- # 81596 I don't understand the saying "you snooze you lose"... I hit the snooze button 8 times this morning and feel like a champion
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