Funny Status Message #126676

X I’m not saying she’s a slut, but she’s been banged more times than a snooze button on Monday morning.
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# 126613 I'm not saying she's a slut, but she's been banged more than a snooze button on Monday morning.
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# 81596 I don't understand the saying "you snooze you lose"... I hit the snooze button 8 times this morning and feel like a champion

←Rate | 03-21-2013 17:30 by @MiserableMadge , noads

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