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Just downloaded the new Samuel L Jackson voice to my Echo, now it wont quit asking me "whats in my wallet"...
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09-27-2019 09:09 by
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A word to the wise ain't necessary. It's the stupid ones who need the advice.
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11-12-2021 14:13
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If you're always concern about the opinion people have about you. You'll never be happy.
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01-24-2018 18:51 by
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It could be worse. Spiders could have wings.
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02-09-2018 10:24
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How can we call ourselves "evolved" when signs are needed to remind people to wash their hands after they go to the bathroom
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02-23-2018 05:41
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According to this captcha page I am a robot -- what a way to find out. Who knew?
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03-10-2018 09:14
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I've been sober for like 40 days. Not in a row, just 40 days total...
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03-10-2018 21:58
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How does one get suspended with full pay and benefits? Asking for a friend who is actually me.
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03-13-2018 02:24
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I remember when the internet was two tin cans and a string.
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03-20-2018 15:26
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If your kid is almost old enough for social media, Make sure you have the "We need the talk" thingy soon. You know advising him about the usage of your/you're and there/their/they're.
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03-22-2018 05:16
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Some people are training as complainers like it is a competitive sport
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03-24-2018 09:40
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They should make supermarket camouflage so people you know won't see you and want to talk to you.
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03-25-2018 07:23
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Yesterday I bought a pack of two pillow cases but when I opened it there was only one. What a sham!
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03-28-2018 11:05
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Hello. HP? I'd like to make a return. I ordered a Laser Jet and you sent me a printer.
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03-29-2018 08:38
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All my updates will be posted in CAPITALS from now on. I posted this one in Atlanta.
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04-09-2018 08:12
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I stand by the unlikely threat I made when I thought you couldn’t hear me.
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04-12-2018 00:17
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The chips I’m eating are labeled “Harvest Cheddar,” a name which is forcing me to reconsider what I thought I knew about cheese production
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09-03-2020 14:04
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My 4yo asked for a skeleton to sleep in her room with her, in case you’re wondering the level of freak show I can inspire
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10-02-2020 08:49
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[Giving my kid some valuable life advice] If you’re having cereal for dinner, you have at least two bowls. Otherwise it’s just a snack.
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10-02-2020 10:59
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I try my best to be a thoughtful husband. So, I surprised my wife with a new bag and belt for her birthday! The Hoover sure works great now.
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10-05-2020 13:53
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