Funny Status Message #177297

X says I feel like ever since Matthew McConaughey won the Oscar he has just been driving around in Lincolns drinking Wild Turkey
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# 169843 I want a Matthew McConaughey Lincoln commercial mixed with a Wild Turkey commercial where he's just wasted driving around talking to himself.
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# 37065 If you pass after drinking Wild Turkey, just blame it on tryptophan.

←Rate | 04-13-2017 22:34 by SEAN

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