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   messageicon I'd like to put out an Amber alert for common sense...
←Rate | 03-12-2020 12:24 by MrSharp Comments (0)  


   messageicon Just checked my Farmville for the first time in 8 years... Squatters built a meth lab in the barn
←Rate | 03-31-2020 12:42 by MrSharp Comments (0)  


   messageicon To find out your dolphin name, lick your finger tips and rub a balloon...
←Rate | 10-15-2019 00:58 by MrSharp Comments (0)  


   messageicon The first guy who bought pants had to go to the store without pants on, that's just science....
←Rate | 11-17-2019 13:14 by MrSharp Comments (0)  


   messageicon Bill Gates is telling everyone what to do about the virus but he can't even stop windows from getting a virus...
←Rate | 05-07-2020 13:24 by MrSharp Comments (0)  


   messageicon "Let the bodies hit the floor" sounds like a sequel to "It's raining men"
←Rate | 10-12-2019 10:43 by MrSharp Comments (0)  


   messageicon Oh baby, I can't wait to get you alone and see what you look like without a mask
←Rate | 07-27-2020 13:12 by MrSharp Comments (0)  


   messageicon Any pencil can be a number two pencil if you eat it..
←Rate | 08-02-2019 03:00 by MrSharp Comments (0)  


   messageicon The Tide commercials during the Superbowl were not a hit with older folks but the kids are them up
←Rate | 02-05-2018 07:43 by MrSharp Comments (1)  


   messageicon If you don't think this quarantine has changed people, I just want to point out that it turned Jake from State Farm black...
←Rate | 05-13-2020 04:59 by MrSharp Comments (0)  



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