Funny Status Messages and Tweets

   Why did they say Duchess Kate went into "labor?" The royals have never worked a day in their lives.

   Ya know, in France they would have called it the "Royale Baby with Cheese".

   The Royal baby took so long to come out they are going to name him George Michael

   Maybe the royal baby is Dennis Farina reincarnated.

   It's SO weird to think that before we invented cars,, if you hated someone, you had to key their horse.

   It's a good thing that not everyone has a smartphone... Someone has to honk when the light turns green.

   My pet rock pees on the floor.... Bad boy!! (Then I spank his butt)... Then mom lectures me for 2 hrs. about hitting rock bottom.

   This whole rescue could have been avoided if he just stayed in his vehicle. He should have called it in and waited for ems to arrive.

   I don't do kings and I don't support inbreeding.

   George Zimmerman helped 4 people out of an overturned SUV. I'm guessing it wasn't a black SUV.

   Nancy Grace TONIGHT: George Zimmerman's secret plot to kill the Royal Baby.

   Well if he is the Duke of Wellington, I guess they could name him Beef.

   About this whole Royal Baby thing, I googled "who cares?" and my name wasn't in the search results. 

   This is Britain's chance to outshine the USA by not naming the royal baby after a fruit, plant, or direction.

   Kate is officially a milf

   Royal baby born weighing 8 pounds, worth billions of them!

   A terrorist attack killing thousands, a car wreck killing two. Nice try britboy

   So Captain Crunch and Kate had a little crunchberry.

   Royal baby was born at 8 pounds. Thats like 12 dollars.

   William & Kate, i'm really happy for you and imma let you finish, but Panda Watch was the best baby watch of all time!! ‪#‎Anchorman‬ , ‪#‎imronburgundy‬?