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   messageicon Hey like if you remember pressing the power button turning the tv off and playing outside having a awesome childhood.
←Rate | 08-24-2012 09:40 by Gg Comments (0)  


   messageicon anyone who says "I hate to break it to you", can't f#$^ing wait to break it to you.
←Rate | 12-31-2012 10:04 by gg Comments (0)  


   messageicon in Ben Affleck's version of Batman. Bruce Wayne's parents kill themselves
←Rate | 08-23-2013 12:44 by gg Comments (0)  


   messageicon "so that's what Kim Kardashian's ass looks like" said no one ever.
←Rate | 11-13-2014 08:52 by gg Comments (0)  


   messageicon do snitches still get stiches under obamacare?
←Rate | 09-26-2013 22:27 by gg Comments (0)  


   messageicon My wife says I treat her like a child. ha kids these days
←Rate | 08-31-2013 08:53 by gg Comments (0)  


   messageicon remember when being homecoming queen meant you were hot and popular
←Rate | 11-09-2012 08:17 by gg Comments (0)  


   messageicon people that say " I hate to break it to you" can't wait to break it to you!
←Rate | 07-24-2013 09:17 by gg Comments (0)  


   messageicon popen ain't easy- Benedict
←Rate | 02-11-2013 09:38 by gg Comments (0)  


   messageicon when the movie "cloudy with a chance of meatballs"premiered in China did they call it "raining cats and dogs"?
←Rate | 10-24-2013 10:36 by gg Comments (0)  


   messageicon Just a matter of time till they have an iPhone that recognizes us by our blood alcohol level.
←Rate | 09-20-2013 12:46 by gg Comments (0)  


   messageicon It's not your fault you guys aren't funny... but thanks for the effort in trying.
←Rate | 10-27-2011 11:55 by gg Comments (0)  


   messageicon if you get enough maylasian airline frequent flyer miles you can trade them in for a tombstone
←Rate | 07-18-2014 21:24 by gg Comments (1)  


   messageicon I don't know much about the history of war, but Iwo Jima taught me one thing. those flags were really heavy back then.
←Rate | 02-24-2013 10:16 by gg Comments (0)  


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