Funny Status Messages and Tweets

   wondering what ever happened to the hole in the ozone layer, did global warming heat it shut?

   "May the LORD, the God of your fathers, increase you a thousand times and bless you as he has promised!" Deuteronomy 1:11

   Geez, 2010 already, Osama must be the world champion of Hide and Seek

   If you are wearing shorts or sweatpants that spell out "Bootylicious" across the hind side. Just an FYI - it's not.

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   ̿' ̿'\̵͇̿̿\з=(•̪●)=ε/̵͇̿̿/'̿'̿ ̿

   it is so cold here,. that our snowman is begging for a coat.

   i hate when horoscopes are right even more then when I hate when they are wrong

   thinks the only type of TV "analyst" position Sarah Palin is qualified for would be on Jerry Springer... or Hee Haw.

   Oops there goes my kids all over your face!

   Prostate awareness day January 12, 2009---Show your color's guys

   Goodbye, Rosalyn. You will not be missed. I hope you enjoyed yourself with the staffer! :)

   why is it that in every song rihanna is in the same word is said atleast 400 times or 3/4 of the song consists of numerous repeated or held ayyyyyyyyyyyyyy's

   aim for the moon because even if you miss you will land in the stars

   fell on the ice today. When I got up my keys, cell phone and wallet were gone. Must have been black ice...

   9000 people are having sex right now, 2000 are kissing, 100 are geting head and you are reading my status. Hang in there mate

   Ran out of bubbles for her bath so she had to make her own.

   When life hands you lemons, squirt the juice in your eye..the stinging sensation will stop your whining.

   really hungry now but I have to serve the virtual eggheads at cafe world first.. aaahh! I need to get a life!

   busy cleaning the now-orange keyboard thanks to cheetos!