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   messageicon has invented a time machine! Unfortunatly, it can only go about one minute into the future. Coincidentally, it takes one minute for it to work........wait a minute(looks around warily)
←Rate | 02-09-2010 09:42 by Tal Comments (0)  

   messageicon clones 2,4, & 9 are still missing. I'll check the liquor stores, and you check the porn shops. If they've gotten out of town, they'll be heading for Vegas!
←Rate | 01-16-2010 10:59 by Tal Comments (0)  

   messageicon if we are ever attacked by Amazon women who just want to use men to mate with, I would sacrifice myself for you! It's just the kind of guy I am, no thanks neccesary.
←Rate | 01-29-2010 15:44 by Tal Comments (0)  

   messageicon just got back from getting breakfast at Sonic. Had to park in the handicapped space cuz it was the only 1...............wait..............why is there a handicapped space at Sonic?!?
←Rate | 02-02-2010 09:22 by Tal Comments (0)  

   messageicon now has the plans for his deck and about to go get the lumber! Does anyone know where I can pick up some illegal aliens to come build it?
←Rate | 01-02-2010 13:22 by Tal Comments (0)  

   messageicon Some people stick their foots in their mouth every once in a while. Every once in a while I pull mine out.
←Rate | 12-28-2009 17:48 by Tal Comments (0)  

   messageicon humans......the only creatures who would actually invent a bunch of machines that throw you around, call it an amusement park, and we actually wait in long lines and PAY to do it!
←Rate | 02-01-2010 09:37 by Tal Comments (0)  


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