naishadh86 Funny Status Messages

   Tourist Resort is a place where no one knows how unimportant you are at home.

   Politician : One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after.

   Due to the success of Toy story 3. BP are in talks to release, "Try Finding Nemo Now".

   You know you're lonely when your friends on Grand Theft Auto don't even answer the phone.

   ‎31 States, 1618 Languages, 6 Major Religions, 29 National Festivals, 1 Country!! Happy Independence Day INDIA!!!

   You know you're lonely when your friends on Grand Theft Auto don't even answer the phone.

   Did you hear about the priest with a lisp? he tried logging on to Faithbook

   A hangover will occupy a head that wasn't used the night before.

   In fairness, we've been building 'ground zeros' near Iraqi mosques since March 2003.

   If the swat team breaks down your door do they have to replace it later?

   amazed by the fact how some symphonies can pull the string of hearts and takes one to totally different environment within seconds and making mood swings followed by lacs of chemical changes occuring in the brain

   All the girls become ordinary, no matter how much important they are to you before, once you spend certain amount of time with them after commitment.