Funny Status Messages and Tweets

   I can see it now, Kanye in the future with 3 kids calling them down for dinner ---> "Ayo North West?!! get yo lil brotha South East, and yo sis South West down her. Daddy's home is time for dinner ya heard!!"

   I'm sorry, but since when did an unmarried minority couple naming their baby something stupid become news?

   the secret to my success was knowing who to blame for my failures...

   thinks that Kanye West stormed in when Kim was giving birth and shouted "yo respect to the woman but I think Beyonce would be grunting and giving birth much better....much much better".

   Freedom is not free. It costs a lot of freedom.

   It is very important to encourage personal growth. I often try to encourage myself to grow past making fun of stupid people.

   Even if they sold ten-ply toilet paper, I would still fold it at least twice,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, I have trust issues.

   Seems most people live life to the foolest...

   BFD, Paula Deen once said a racial slur. I doubt there's a person in America who hasn't said at least one!!

   Paula Deen just got chopped!

   Paula Deen dropped by Food Network for racial slurs.. she has no one to blame butter self...

   my husband says I have multiple personalities... well 4 can play that game...

   so they asked Paula Deen if she ever said the "N" word.....i dont think she's ever used "nonfat"

   Freedom isn't free, freedom costs a buck o five.

   If you rearrange the letters in North West, it spells Bad Parents.

   Anyone else pretend to work all day while thinking about big boobs instead?

   do we really care what kim kardasian named her next tv show?

   Dear skinny gym girls... exercise and yoga pants don't fix ugly.

   Paula Deen would like everyone to know she is sincerely sorry that there are other races.

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