Funny Status Messages and Tweets

   Watching MTV Cribs makes me feel better about downloading music from the internet.

   If you're talking behind my back, you're in a good position to kiss my a$$!!

   I tried the "Hokey Pokey" put my left foot in; took my left foot out... Mofo still won't shut up. Ain't that what it's all about?

   Just call me angel of the morning angel, just touch my cheek before you leave me

   Proof that a level weirder than weirdness exists

   I've started dating Little Red Riding Hood's gran. She's an animal in bed.    

   Should I still call a DR if I have a have an erection for more then 4 hrs but I have not taken anything???

   The fact that Donald Trump has no sense of humor makes me suspect that he also has no mirror.

   [ ] single [ ] taken [x] dating imaginary person, that's perfect for me

   Am online on facebook only in morning, afternoon, evening and night.. otherwise am busy in study.

   Stephen Hawking is British? Weird... I never noticed an accent.

   Satan has a new room mate!!! Bin Laden is dead!

   Can I fill my gas tank with Bin Laden's blood?

   Peace out, Osama... tell the Devil I said, "Hey" when you get back to where you're from.

   Osama Bin Laden is enjoying his 12 virgins right about now.

   We got rid of Saddam, we got rid of Osama, now lets get rid of Gaddafi!

   It took 10 years, but you finally got yours!

   Osama isn't dead until Trump sees the death certificate!

   at least the news will make ppl shut the f**k up bout the "royal wedding"

   Barack Obama will now use this convenient news of killing of Osama Bin Laden as his biggest selling point to the voters for the 2012 Presidential Election. "Under my watch, we took down Bin Laden..."