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It takes a lot of courage for a man to admit his wife is wrong.
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02-19-2021 08:47
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Instead of phasing out fossil fuels, let's phase out the fossils in Congress.
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03-14-2021 10:18
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Bigfoot keeps his legs in shape by doing sasquats
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03-15-2021 11:49
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Newt Gingrich is calling for a new House Committee on Un-American Activities. I thought that was just called Congress.
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06-15-2016 15:37
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French toast is just toast that's surrendered.
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06-17-2016 14:50
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Being clean and sober means i've showered and am heading to the liquor store.
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06-18-2016 10:07
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My phone has better health insurance than I do.
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06-21-2016 04:15
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Pixar announces, 'Finding Nemo 3, The Search of Future Revenue.'
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06-22-2016 14:56
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Should you tell your neighbor that leaving their six porch lights on all day makes their Prius rather redundant?
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06-26-2016 01:56
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Always wonder why do people even bother making good quality pinatas?
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06-26-2016 22:42
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Trump or Hillary? Top socket or bottom socket?
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08-04-2016 09:53
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Fun Fact: Ryan Lochte originally took up swimming because his pants were always on fire.
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08-22-2016 14:51
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Thank you for installing Adobe Flash. A new version is available. Install?.. <YES>.. Thank you for installing Adobe Flash. A new version is available. Install?. <YES>.. Thank you for installing Adobe Flash. A new version is available. Install?
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09-05-2016 15:50 by
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The winds of change can blow me.
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09-11-2016 13:37 by
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If we ever travel thousands of light years to a planet inhabited by intelligent life, let’s just make patterns in their crops and leave..
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10-15-2016 05:40
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I just saved a ton of $ on Christmas presents by discussing politics on FB.
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10-18-2016 11:15
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The bright side of a zombie apocalypse is you no longer have to keep up with the Kardashians.
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04-17-2018 13:20
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I came home one day all proud as can be with my report card and said to my Mom ,Look I got a B in reading , She said that's a D you moron !
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05-07-2018 16:52
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Every time the doorbell rings my dog will go and sit in a corner........ He' a boxer.
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05-09-2018 05:37 by
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If you mean Elmer Fudd singing "Kill the Wabbit" then yes, I do like opera.
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06-03-2018 11:35
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