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   messageicon "No thanks. Not this time. Nah, I'm good. I had that done last time. No thanks. No. I'll have my mechanic check that. No thanks. No thanks. No thanks. Next time. No thanks. No thanks. No thanks. I just want the oil change."
←Rate | 11-17-2019 10:53 by BobBogin Comments (0)  

   messageicon "The Bachelor" should be renamed with a more accurate title: "Desperate, Dysfunctional Closet Cases Fighting Over A Player."
←Rate | 01-13-2020 19:46 by BobBogin Comments (0)  

   messageicon I'm having a terrible day. There's a suppository behind my ear and I can't find my pencil.
←Rate | 11-13-2019 19:02 by BobBogin Comments (0)  

   messageicon Black Friday. Or as it should be known: "Thanksgiving Is Over, We Now Return You To Your Self-Centered Lives Already In Progress."
←Rate | 11-29-2019 07:46 by BobBogin Comments (0)  

   messageicon Last night, I watched a documentary on marijuana. Let me say this... if you're gonna watch a documentary, that's the best way to do it.
←Rate | 11-13-2019 14:16 by BobBogin Comments (0)  

   messageicon Ever notice the scariest women are the one's who flood their pages with pics of Marilyn Monroe?
←Rate | 12-03-2019 06:13 by BobBogin Comments (0)  

   messageicon I don't accept friend requests from people with no photos, a photo of someone playing a guitar, or photos that have more filters than Brita.
←Rate | 01-19-2020 09:56 by BobBogin Comments (0)  

   messageicon I'd like to send a sympathetic Christmastime shout out to young kids these days who see a really cool toy on TV, but will never get it because their parents must be 18 or old6er to call.
←Rate | 12-09-2019 05:02 by BobBogin Comments (0)  

   messageicon Don't mistake my kindness for weakness. I'm weak anyway.
←Rate | 02-12-2020 07:49 by BobBogin Comments (0)  

   messageicon My dad called and said my mom accidentally took one of his men's vitamins. I go, "Yeah, so?" He said she's been bugging him to take her to Hooters but she won't let him Google the directions.
←Rate | 11-13-2019 14:27 by BobBogin Comments (0)  

   messageicon Should I make healthy lifestyle choices? Nah. I'd rather die sooner and happy, than live a year or two longer and die miserable.
←Rate | 12-19-2019 06:27 by BobBogin Comments (0)  

   messageicon My favorite thing is a woman who sticks our her b00bs in every timeline pic, then goes nuts when a guy messages her.
←Rate | 12-15-2019 06:02 by BobBogin Comments (0)  


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