Funny Status Messages and Tweets
Funny Status Messages for Facebook, Discord, and Whatsapp and funny tweets for Twitter.
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Just because I don't agree with your crazy-eyed opinion, does NOT mean I am "uninformed". Maybe you are "mis-informed".
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09-06-2010 20:58
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i recommend dancing around naked in your living room
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09-06-2010 20:54
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What's the differece between a spit and a swallow? Cab fare and a ring!
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09-06-2010 20:53
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PSA: Just remember fellas, if you are sleeping in some other dude's house, just realize, the one who sleeps closest to the door is most likely to catch the first bullet!
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09-06-2010 20:50
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It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
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09-06-2010 20:43
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wondering if fish pussies smell like people!?!
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09-06-2010 20:39
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OK Guys (and some of you girls). When someone says something to you and you're not sure what they say...don't just guess, ask so you don;t confuse "stay at my place, for play on my face!" It could be a little embarassing!
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09-06-2010 20:36
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Confused! My gf is complaining about tennis elbow and she doesn't even play tennis!
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09-06-2010 20:35
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Teacher: John why did you bring your cat to school today? John: (crying) I heard the postman tell mom "when the kid goes to school i'ma eat your (CENSORED).
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09-06-2010 19:55
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walking through ICU at a hospital dressed as the grim reaper
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09-06-2010 18:57
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How do you stop a fish from smelling? Plug it's nose
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09-06-2010 17:58
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I'm not sure what I like most about Woman's U.S. Open Tennis.... watching them play or... listening to them play :)
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09-06-2010 16:52 by Bill
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Women say looks don't matter and all they want is a guy who is smart and funny. But all they end up doing is laughing at whatever the stupid good looking guy says.
They should really outlaw cursive handwriting nowadays. Especially for the ones who can't spell.
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09-06-2010 15:41 by Danmanz
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The jungle is only fun when you are on top of the food chain
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09-06-2010 15:21 by Tracy
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Mirror.. Mirror.. on the wall, out of all my Facebook friends who is the fairest of them all?
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09-06-2010 13:19 by p3psi
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i spend so much time on FB I might get married to someone on my friend list and host a FB wedding lol and Invite all my friend to the Fan Page lmao
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09-06-2010 13:10
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Dear Monday, nothing against you but I'm glad you almost over. Please ease traffic for me. Sincerely, THE TAILGATER.
This fish smells familiar. I just can't put my finger on it.
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09-06-2010 12:51
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relationship status will changed from "married" to " It's complicated " about once a month.. I love my wife....
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09-06-2010 12:18 by rll
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