Funny Status Messages and Tweets
Funny Status Messages for Facebook, Discord, and Whatsapp and funny tweets for Twitter.
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by now, even Ed Hardy thinks that shirt makes you look like a douche.
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09-13-2010 10:11 by ksutechie
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someone is having a keg of the Mondays
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09-13-2010 09:05 by JaxWylde
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Kindness is just love with its workboots on.
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09-13-2010 06:48 by Hymie
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Of this I am certain: This war on terrorism which has been longer than any other modern war thus far, will turn into a war of religion, Christianity vs Islam because of Ignorants and Fundamentalists on either side.
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09-13-2010 01:43 by Caebron
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Steve Irwin should have used sunscreen.... it protects from harmful rays
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09-13-2010 00:35
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I wish that Hallmark would make a card that says, "Sorry, what was your name again?"
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09-12-2010 23:03
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Drive careful studies show that 89% of all people are caused by accidents
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09-12-2010 22:49 by ben
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funniest joke ever... 2 women sitting on a bench minding their own business saying nothing
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09-12-2010 22:25
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Just saw this group on facebook: "Menstruation, menopause, mental breakdowns... Ever noticed how all womens problems begin with men?" No. All womens problems begin with opening their mouths and saying stupid things like that.
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09-12-2010 21:51
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Apparently saying you're gay with excitement about going to the Texas Rodeo is a poor choice of words
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09-12-2010 19:14
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Fellas, don't assume she wants to be in a relationship ... "Ladies is pimps too"
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09-12-2010 19:11 by J.C.
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I said “no” to drugs, but they just wouldn't listen.
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09-12-2010 18:56
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I'm perfectly imperfect, beautiful in my flaws, sure of my insecurities, absolute chaos...a beautiful disaster.
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09-12-2010 18:51
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Love is just a word until someone comes along and gives it meaning.
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09-12-2010 18:48
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Think big, Think smart, Think positive, Think beautiful, Think great... I know this is too much for you, so here is a shortcut - Just think about me.
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09-12-2010 18:42
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When you meet someone online & you fall in love is that considered love & first site?
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09-12-2010 18:36 by @Steady
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Just tried to wake my wife up, by throwing skittles at her... yelling, Wake Up, and taste the rainbow.
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09-12-2010 18:28 by Billy
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thinks that thinking about the thoughts of thinking are too thinkable for thoughts to be thought about thinking, I think
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09-12-2010 17:58
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thinks a GPS should just say warm...warmer...no idiot - cold...warmer...hot...ur frickin on FIRE! You have arrived at your destination.
Today is National "Women Shut Up If your not Talking About Football" Day. GO COWBOYS!!!!!
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09-12-2010 17:50 by Nazir
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