Funny Status Messages and Tweets
Funny Status Messages for Facebook, Discord, and Whatsapp and funny tweets for Twitter.
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Shall We Play a Game?
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09-30-2010 22:36 by @tejas74
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Thinking rename the Weather Channel: " We are not even close about the weather Weather Channel"
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09-30-2010 22:17 by Ru
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Confucius say: Man who run in front of car get tired, but man who run behind car get exhausted
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09-30-2010 22:17
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I turn the radio down when I drive by cops so there's no evidence of fun.
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09-30-2010 19:23 by Aaron
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~Heidi Klum & I have resigned as Victoria's Secret models. I wanted you to hear this sad news directly from me and not your crazy neighbor Earle.
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09-30-2010 18:36
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You know you have a Facebook addiction if seeing the movie "The social network" is your Friday night fun!!
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09-30-2010 18:30
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"Give me a scotch. I'm starving."
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09-30-2010 18:15 by L
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The man from U.N.C.L.E.
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09-30-2010 18:08
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Me: Did it hurt? Girl says: What, when I fell out of heaven? Me: No, when you got kicked out of hell for being too hotttt!!
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09-30-2010 18:06 by @TeeWuu86
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A baby first laughs at around 4 weeks of age. Of course, this is the same time its eyes begin to focus and can see you clearly.
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09-30-2010 17:04
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"Hey Dog the Bounty Hunter!" F#CK YOU!" Sincerely Waldo
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09-30-2010 16:19 by paulb808
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I really would've liked the movie about Facebook a whole lot more if it wasn't full of Farmville invites
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09-30-2010 15:39 by jimboleem
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Facebook: You already know a person by looking at his/her profile even if you never met or talked to that person in your entire life
I don't do cocaine. I just like the way it smells.
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09-30-2010 15:21
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"how much is an Eminem?" "50 Cent" "WHAT?! That's Ludacris! Black Eyed Peas are much cheaper. I can go get them at my granny's house. She lives 3 Doors Down." "Sweet! Let's take the Backstreet, Boys."
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09-30-2010 15:15
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I think Dora the explorer is on drugs! She never seems to know where to go next and spends all day talking to a map, a backpack and a monkey.
If it wasn't for the fact that I had to pee, I'd never get out of bed
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09-30-2010 14:55 by chris
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making underwater sculputures of his boss.....oh look, some sinkers some floaters!
has anyone seen ___________? He heard "Its Raining Men" on the radio and he ran outside with a huge grin on his face.
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09-30-2010 14:13
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Studies show it's okay for me to simply say "studies show" in front of anything and it becomes accepted as fact.