Funny Status Messages and Tweets
Funny Status Messages for Facebook, Discord, and Whatsapp and funny tweets for Twitter.
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Another day of saying stuff I don't mean and thinking stuff I don't say.
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10-13-2010 21:50 by Aaron
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Muggers accept all major credit cards.
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10-13-2010 21:50 by Aaron
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I will always forgive you, I only want you to realize what you have done wrong.
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10-13-2010 21:45 by BEGO
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Sometimes the people you love the most are the ones that hurt you the most...but it's up to you to decide who you live through the pain for...
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10-13-2010 21:43 by BEGO
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I wrote something about drugs and my mom "liked" it!
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10-13-2010 21:39
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just made a Peanut Butter sandwich with some cashews. It was nuts
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10-13-2010 21:20
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wouldn't mind seeing the cast of "Jersey Shore" stuck in a coal mine for a couple of months. No TV cameras allowed.
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10-13-2010 20:44
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Welcome to the real Internet, where the men are men, the women are men, and the children are the FBI.
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10-13-2010 20:24
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Heard the miners in Chile are being removed Juan by Juan...
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10-13-2010 19:44
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I saw a big billboard that said "We Buy Ugly Houses".... so... I gave them my neighbors' address. :)
is single...but you're welcome to change that as long as your female and emotionally stable without the use of medication.
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10-13-2010 18:59 by ff1241
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So, this freed Chilean miner walks into a bar, hot chick buys him a drink & says "Your place or mine?"
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10-13-2010 18:25 by Aaron
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I've got the 28th pick in my Fantasy Chilean miner league. Let's hope there's some good ones still down there.
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10-13-2010 18:14
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Its Couples Week! Copy And Paste This With the Date When You Got Together! Well, since I'm single I think I'll just go have casual, no strings attached sex and not have deal with remembering about the date of it.
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10-13-2010 17:54
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The lawyer for Brett Favre should use this defense regarding the pics "He was making a pass at his wife and another woman intercepted it"
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10-13-2010 16:45
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I'm heavily armed...and not afraid to flab them in your face! :P
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10-13-2010 16:37
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2 packet of Crisps were walking along the road. Passing car stops and the driver asked if they would like a lift. "No thanks," said the crisps "We're Walker's''
Those Chilean miners are gonna be so surprised when they find out they were really on Big Brother this whole time.
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10-13-2010 16:20 by Leeferd
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The Skort, skirt in the front, shorts in the back; it's like a mullet for your ass
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10-13-2010 16:08 by ANGELA
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People should have to pass an IQ test to use the self-checkout section.