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Why does the day after payday feel just like the day before payday???
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10-26-2010 16:28
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I remember my first status...
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10-26-2010 16:27
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real eyes realize real lies
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10-26-2010 16:17
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Do me a favor..run your face into my fist really hard..
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10-26-2010 15:54
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I'll have what the guy on the floor is having.
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10-26-2010 15:50 by
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I can't believe Google is c0cky enough to start guessing after one letter.
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10-26-2010 15:47 by
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"I bet if he could do that, he wouldn't be telling me to stop."... thought the Dog.
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10-26-2010 15:43 by
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When dressing up for Halloween, disguise the limit.
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10-26-2010 15:42 by
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It's all fun and games til they open up the trunk...
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10-26-2010 15:41
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Everytime I see a matttress on top of a car I think it's a prostitute making house calls..
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10-26-2010 15:40
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Please talk to my face, my breasts can't hear you.
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10-26-2010 15:37
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Pretty much all the honest truth telling there is in the world is done by children.
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10-26-2010 15:21
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If you can afford alcohol and cigarettes then you don't need food-stamps
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10-26-2010 14:48 by
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thinking about Autotuning our building's tornado warning announcement lady
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10-26-2010 14:44
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I can charm any mother....it's getting the daughter that is the tricky part....
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10-26-2010 14:24 by
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The temptations of Facebook are like a boomerang. You throw it as far as you can, but it comes right back to you.
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10-26-2010 14:19 by
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thinking i'm going to hand out pretzels and bruised apples for Halloween this year
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10-26-2010 14:01 by
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Why does my phone insist on reminding me my battery is dying, wasting even more of my battery!
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10-26-2010 13:55 by
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love can conquer anything, no matter how bad it gets it can always be forgiven by agreeing to put it behind you and getting on with being happy together.
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10-26-2010 13:55
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Give a person an inch, they take a round trip flight across the country AND bill you for it.
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10-26-2010 13:54 by
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