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   messageicon Our parents would tell us when they were young they had to walk to school uphill both ways! Nowadays I tell my kids when I was young I used to play outside!
←Rate | 12-01-2010 12:29 by Xerxes910 Comments (0)  

   messageicon While driving saw a woman smoking in her Prius...obviously she doesn't see the irony!
←Rate | 07-23-2010 03:52 by Xerxes910 Comments (0)  

   messageicon For those who are upset when they see the word Xmas, just know that the Old English word (12th Century) for Christmas begins with X. The Greek word for Christ (which the English word derives) begins with the Greek letter "chi", or X. So its use is proper
←Rate | 12-16-2010 10:07 by Xerxes910 Comments (4)  

   messageicon Great! Now all the pervs are going to apply for jobs with the TSA!
←Rate | 11-16-2010 09:53 by Xerxes910 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Dude next to me at the urinal yesterday definitely had sugar smacks for breakfast! Dam you sense of smell!
←Rate | 04-01-2011 06:35 by Xerxes910 Comments (0)  


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