Funny Status Messages and Tweets
Funny Status Messages for Facebook, Discord, and Whatsapp and funny tweets for Twitter.
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This is an excellent time for you to become a missing person.
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11-29-2010 17:36
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You are not as bad as people say, you are much, much worse.
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11-29-2010 17:35
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I am pretty sure that J.Lo plus butter equals Snookie
Im not tryin to start no controversy but wouldn't some pizza combos and a cream soda hit the spot right now?
looking back those D.A.R.E classes were really a waste of time
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11-29-2010 16:35 by chris
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I dont do Drugs, I am Drugs
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11-29-2010 16:29 by Remy911
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Ladies, men are not that hard to figure out. They are a lot like carpet tiles… If you lay them properly the first time around, you can walk all over them for the rest of your life.
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11-29-2010 15:05 by Michael
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There are more important things in life than money. The trouble is they all cost money.
was apparently misinformed about the meaning of 'cyber' Monday. *zips pants* My apologies to all of my co-workers.
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11-29-2010 14:34
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if you can't learn from your mistakes try doing them again
BBC News: Lady Gaga drops Facebook for charity. She should also think about dropping her knickers - for clarity.
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11-29-2010 13:15 by @clarkysj
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You can't worry about what ifs friend you have to live in the moment.
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11-29-2010 13:08
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Logging into Facebook at work is like touching art at a museum: I can't help myself.
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11-29-2010 13:05
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The honorable Lt. Frank Drebin is gone.. Yet Nordberg is still with us.. Wheres the justice?
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11-29-2010 12:08
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Go to Google Translate and translate from German to German. Paste this into the box "pv zk pv pv zk pv zk kz zk pv pv pv zk pv zk zk pzk pzk pvzkpvpvzk kkkkk bsch" Click Listen!
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11-29-2010 11:38 by Kelevra
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You know when you need a vacation when you start pretending the shower head is a waterfall!! ; /
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11-29-2010 11:05
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I am definitely spending too much time on this here internet thing. Today some rude dude bumped into me and I said to him out loud, "Double-you Tee Eff?!"
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11-29-2010 10:38 by JC
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Just when you think you have buried the past, They find another Body...
I guess as long as all participants are over 18, I'm okay with Cyber Monday...
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11-29-2010 09:56
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I am not afraid of heights... I am afraid of widths.