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what would the world be like if everyone went back to their own country?
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12-12-2010 00:02 by
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I think the moonwalk should be part of the field sobriety test. Take away saying the alphabet backwards clause.
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12-11-2010 23:26
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Cam Newton's winning the Heisman surprised no one - especially Julian Assange, who knew about it a month ago.
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12-11-2010 22:51 by
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still wondering what Chet did to get his nuts roasted on an open fire.
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12-11-2010 21:38
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Just took a duce so big and hard I think it was my first gay experience
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12-11-2010 20:14 by
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that was a sweet lifeguard job till the stupid blue kid got me fired.
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12-11-2010 20:02 by
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I now know why women close their eyes during sex. They cant stand to see a man enjoy himself.
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12-11-2010 19:48 by
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my mum thinks LOL stands for "lots of love" and texted me "Your uncle just died. LOL."
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12-11-2010 19:44 by
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If men fall sleep so quick after sex, why is it so hard to catch rapists ? :p
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12-11-2010 19:38 by
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I'm looking for a women who loves me for my money but isn't good at math
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12-11-2010 19:37 by
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A chinese couple had a black baby guess what they named him? Sum ting wong
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12-11-2010 19:31 by
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polishing up the ole' Festivus Pole
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12-11-2010 18:16
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hasn't had sex since the last time you were out of town.
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12-11-2010 18:13
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We learn something every day, and lots of times it's that what we learned the day before was wrong.
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12-11-2010 17:54 by
Marshall the Great
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So much nudity on TV, I just sit there shaking my fist
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12-11-2010 17:23 by
@Jimboleem
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When you think about your dreams and goals, instead of asking yourself what's stopping you, figure out what's starting you.
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12-11-2010 17:18 by
Marshall the Great
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the moonwalk part of the field sobriety test? If not this dude is totally wasted!
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12-11-2010 17:17 by
Marshall the Great
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You'd think a $30,000 car would have a decent cup holder.
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12-11-2010 17:16
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"Eh....I'll wait for the next one." - Procrastinating Lifeguard
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12-11-2010 17:13 by
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How's your day going? Here's a good way to tell: Is it "already" 2:00pm or "only" 2:00pm?
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12-11-2010 17:11 by
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