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   messageicon If you feel a bit lonely, forgotten, or just need someone to cheer you up remember... you can always change your birthday on Facebook
←Rate | 01-07-2011 22:35 by Dany6814 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Whenever I fill out an application, in the part that says "If an emergency, notify:" I put "DOCTOR". What's my mother going to do?
←Rate | 01-08-2011 08:42 by Dany6814 Comments (0)  

   messageicon If God is watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining.
←Rate | 01-08-2011 08:40 by Dany6814 Comments (0)  

   messageicon A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip.
←Rate | 01-08-2011 09:05 by Dany6814 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.
←Rate | 01-08-2011 08:17 by Dany6814 Comments (0)  


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