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X Let my friends talk me into smokin "chronic" for the first time last night but I prob. should've skipped my Ambien dose. Apparently, I started and completed my first book.."101 Ways to Prepare Succulent Penguin"...I didn't even know you could eat Penguin
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# 109259 11 year olds today: "Omg I love smokin pot. I get like so drunk. Yolo!" Me when I was 11: "I can't wait to go home and play Club Penguin!
# 98529 What a night! Got drunk with some friends; broke into the zoo; had a very realistic dream about having sex with a midget nun; woke up with a penguin in my bed. EPIC!
# 44299 apparently my wife didnt think "Who lit the fuse on your tampon?" was half as funny as my friends did

←Rate | 01-07-2011 20:51 by scottyp | Tags: Approved

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Friday January 7, 2011 @ 08:58 PM

Stop smoking cause it seems like you already lost some brain cells!!!! lol

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