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   messageicon His next day off the kids get to pick where we get to go.... Please pick the liquor store... Please pick the liquor store.
←Rate | 09-20-2010 02:08 by Jayson1464 Comments (0)  

   messageicon This is my cup of care \_/ oh look, IT'S F**KING EMPTY.
←Rate | 12-15-2010 05:48 by Jayson1464 Comments (0)  

   messageicon The old saying "The grass is always greener on the other side of the fence"....is it? Or maybe you just need to get up off UR lazy ass and mow the lawn, water it, pull some weeds, fertilize it, take care of your own grass and stop looking over the fence
←Rate | 11-13-2010 11:09 by jayson1464 Comments (2)  

   messageicon poking Osama bin laden to update his location on Facebook.
←Rate | 09-24-2010 12:27 by Jayson1464 Comments (0)  

   messageicon now friends with Jose Cuervo
←Rate | 12-15-2010 05:50 by Jayson1464 Comments (0)  

   messageicon He's rather listen to an entire series of audio books read by¬†Gilbert Gottfried than to listen to your babbling BS any longer.
←Rate | 01-28-2011 01:28 by Jayson1464 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Number 1 drinking rule: NEVER DRINK ALONE... Come on Sponge Bob let's have another drink.
←Rate | 12-26-2010 18:48 by Jayson1464 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I always thought differently than the other kids in school. Teacher asked us if we could be any animal we wanted what would we be. I said, "A Bird". Teacher said, "So you can fly"? I said, "No, so my sh*t can be white".
←Rate | 01-07-2011 21:49 by Jayson1464 Comments (0)  


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