Funny Status Messages and Tweets
Funny Status Messages for Facebook, Discord, and Whatsapp and funny tweets for Twitter.
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What's love got to do with it.....all I said is I wanted to have sex ;)
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12-22-2010 23:11
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just saw a commercial for cat litter that is so good, it claims it is "double duty" acting... I think they should have spelled it "double DOODIE"!
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12-22-2010 22:16
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Have you heard about the new movie, 'Constipation'? It hasn't come out yet.
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12-22-2010 22:07 by Thrasher
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Justin Bieber nominated 4 two Grammys? Well, you go girl.
drawing graffiti on his wall "▄█▀ █▬█ █ ▀█▀". What do you think?
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12-22-2010 22:01 by p3psi
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If your birthstone is gravel, you might be a redneck.
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12-22-2010 22:01
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too many people buy stuff they don't want, with money they don't have, to impress people they don't like
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12-22-2010 21:43 by Wayne G.
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Forgiveness does not always lead to a healed relationship. Some people are not capable of love, and it might be wise to let them go along with your anger. Wish them well, and let them go their way.
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12-22-2010 21:37
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Mystery: why black olives come in cans and green olives come in jars.
tree up☑ cookies for Santa☑ Surface to Air Missile Systems all set up on my roof and ready☑>:) I wonder what Venison taste like?
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12-22-2010 20:03
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everyone getting excited? Only 337 days until Thanksgiving.
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12-22-2010 19:53
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Ever notice that one buddy that always seems to tell others to "take one for the team" has in fact never taken one for the team?
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12-22-2010 18:51
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I'd think getting a parking spot at the Special Olympics would be tough unless you got there really early
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12-22-2010 18:22
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Hmm, I knew I should've taken that left turn at Albuquerque....
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12-22-2010 18:03
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Whew!!.. just in time ... I got all my Christmas shopping done with one fell swoop... I hope everyone enjoys their Netflicks trial offers :)
The only instant messaging I do is with my middle finger.
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12-22-2010 16:21
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wishes there was an app that let you reach threw the computer and slap people..
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12-22-2010 15:43
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How many people have gone to bed so angry with someone you've pretended to have a nightmare , just so you can roll over and punch them in the head??
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12-22-2010 15:37
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So many fun things to say.....too many relatives on Facebook to post!!
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12-22-2010 15:34
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who else wakes up in the morning and checks their Facebook like its the morning newspaper??
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12-22-2010 15:30 by Heather25
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