Funny Status Message #43162
X says Bringing a date to a wedding is like taking a deer carcass on a hunting trip
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Scooter Raper
Wednesday January 19, 2011 @ 04:38 AM
Wednesday January 19, 2011 @ 04:38 AM
Awwww, someone didnt smoke enough crack today. Got a sore vag huh? Ask your mom what she does for hers after Im done tongue punching it. Next time try making coherent thoughts and complete sentences that make sense....DUMB ASS!!!
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Tuesday January 18, 2011 @ 03:24 PM
Jesus is sad. The only thing deer carcasses are good for is hiding from my mommy when she gets into her mommy juice. I hate being beaten, then kissed.