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X is why do all the new smartphones have porn on them? Who in their right mind is out in public thinking, "ya know i'd really like to jerk off right now"?
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←Rate | 01-18-2011 09:33 by dopey420 | Tags: Approved , noads

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Anonymous
Tuesday January 18, 2011 @ 04:08 PM

Lots of people LMAO

Evilpoptart
Tuesday January 18, 2011 @ 04:12 PM

You know why you never see those people or hear about them? BECAUSE THEY'RE OUT JERKING OFF SOMEWHERE

Anonymous
Friday January 21, 2011 @ 09:41 AM

Lmao!

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