Funny Status Messages and Tweets

   Plane ticket to Vancouver $800, ticket to the gold medal game $2500, Canada breaking the record for the most gold medals won at an olympic games at the exspense of the USA unbelievably frickin PRICELESS!! See you in 4 years SUCKA'S!!!

   Well another gold for Canada in hockey. Gotta love it! You americans played a good game but this was our night. But you americans don't need to feel bad, one of your teams will probily be bringing home the Stanley Cup, so it kinda evens out.

   At the end of the day Canada is still just Canada.

   Why all the smack talk? It was a great game on both sides, but say that Canada owned USA is incorrect. USA won the first game and Canada had to OT to win the gold. No ownage, just great play when it mattered. Congrats to Canada, be proud not typical.

   if it wasn't for the USA all you hosers up there in Canada would be speaking Russian right now...But it was a hell of a game!

   living each day as if it were his last: The cashier at Krispy Kreame knows him by name.

   living each day as if it were his last: That Korean massage parlor is on to him though. They stopped giving him dying-day happy-ending discounts.

   remember this, at least canada gave us hockey and a few good actors

   I think it's cute to see the Canuckians and Yanks argue. Admit it,you both love this rivalry. You'd share a Labatts and a Bud anyday.Congrats, Canada but it was close.

   all I want is a warm bed, a kind word and unlimited power.

   don't let your mind wander. It's too little to be let out alone.

   believes the IOC will support Chile by sending over 10 million "USA Hockey 2010 Olympic Champions" t-shirts that they won't need after todays game!

   if the olympics had a gold medal for procastination...i'd probably win it...but i'd go recieve it later ;)

   I love the idea of Canada and America sitting down for a bud and a labatts. While we're at it we should have some apple pie and some poutine. America and Canada are like two brothers. We may argue alot but in the end we're family. Hey america. you ROCK!

   thinks reality is a nice place to live, but sometimes feels like relocating

   finally understood reality is an illusion. It is created by the lack of alcohol...

   thinks you're his smartest and best-looking friend on Facebook. (Thanks for not telling the others.)

   has a thing going with X's wife. Wait... all this third person stuff has X and me confused!

   Came home from work last nite just plain tired so I sat down to relax - five minutes later there was a knock on the door - it was my rear just catching up

   wonders if there are gay terrorists. I bet they'd wear fancy explosive underwear.