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   messageicon Mickey Mouse is now 81 years old. He's now the oldest rodent in show business, unless you count that thing on Donald Trump's head.
←Rate | 11-22-2009 01:21 Comments (0)  

   messageicon pays tribute to Mickey Mouse who will turn 82 years old this year. He's now the oldest rodent in show business, unless you count that thing on Donald Trump's head....
←Rate | 02-05-2010 11:30 by samdave69 Comments (0)  

   messageicon So Donald Trump is looking to run for president in 2012. I'd vote for him just to watch him tell Obama he's fired ;>)
←Rate | 02-11-2011 15:07 by topherboy1981 Comments (0)  

   messageicon watching the Situation's comedy routine on Trump's Roast.. more like The Cancelation.
←Rate | 03-16-2011 00:48 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I think the "Situation" should be renamed "Regurgitation" after he stunk up the Donald Trump roast!.
←Rate | 03-16-2011 03:57 by totalpackage Comments (0)  

   messageicon The roast of Donald Trump wouldve been alot funnier with Greg Giraldo mixed in there I loved his jokes on the previous ones.... R.I.P Greg
←Rate | 03-16-2011 09:36 by T Comments (0)  

   messageicon Trump wants Obama to show his birth certificate.. In other news, Trump is still trying to find all his marriage certificates.
←Rate | 03-29-2011 21:14 by jdpower Comments (0)  

   messageicon NYTimes: If Trump runs in '12, NBC might cancel "Celebrity Apprentice." He just got my vote
←Rate | 04-22-2011 00:03 by Geoffrey B Comments (0)  

   messageicon President Obama should of shoved his birth certificate up Donald Trump's @ss
←Rate | 04-27-2011 13:39 by Brent Comments (0)  

   messageicon BREAKING NEWS: Donald Trump demands to know what country Latifah is the queen of...
←Rate | 04-27-2011 14:23 by Bill Comments (0)  

   messageicon thinks Mr. Trump should ask a more important question next time around like... "Where is Osama Bin Laden?" or better yet, I'm waiting for Obama to ask Trump if his hair is real and to prove it! JUST SAYIN'
←Rate | 04-27-2011 22:21 Comments (1)  

   messageicon thinks Donald Trump needs to produce a birth certificate for that thing living on his head.
←Rate | 04-28-2011 09:16 Comments (0)  

   messageicon heard Barack Obama is demanding to see Donald Trump's death certificate.
←Rate | 04-28-2011 13:11 Comments (0)  

   messageicon What kind of president would Donald Trump be? A combination of George Bush, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, and Bernie Madoff.
←Rate | 04-28-2011 15:40 by DooDoo Comments (0)  

   messageicon In all fairness - now that President Obama has shown his long form birth certificate... He should demand Trump to show that his hair is real and to prove it or just finally shut up!! As he's starting to sound crazier than Charlie Sheen!! Winning
←Rate | 04-29-2011 11:30 Comments (0)  

   messageicon The only reason I would want to see Donald Trump elected as president is so we could see what his hair does when he gets off of that big helicopter...
←Rate | 04-30-2011 02:10 by timboss Comments (2)  

   messageicon The fact that Donald Trump has no sense of humor makes me suspect that he also has no mirror.
←Rate | 05-01-2011 21:43 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Osama isn't dead until Trump sees the death certificate!
←Rate | 05-01-2011 23:07 Comments (0)  

   messageicon thinking...Am I the only one that finds it ironic that President Obama waited to interrupt network TV on Osama Bin Ladens death right before Donald Trump was about to fire someone on "The Celebrity Apprentice"?
←Rate | 05-01-2011 23:12 by vybe Comments (1)  

   messageicon Trump: OBL is still alive...he is in a cave in the Tora Bora Mountains with Obama's Kenyan birth certificate
←Rate | 05-03-2011 10:23 by wyane Comments (0)  


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