Drunk people Funny Status Messages

   Call me old fashioned, but doesn't it seem like people today try marriage on for size? I mean.. your not in a Wallmart dressing room!! 

   Camping is a great way to show people that you hate your own home but can't afford a decent hotel.

   If you watch Titanic backwards it's about a magical ship that saves people

   The world would be a cleaner place if we gave blind people brooms instead of canes...

   Wearing your Oakleys backwards is a stylish way to let people know you're amped about giving them HPV.

   I will never understand why people go out..Get drunk.. And by the end of the night end up putting their faces where people go to the bathroom....It boggles my mind!

   I can imagine homeless people aren't the biggest fans of little dogs wearing sweaters?

   I hate people who talk about sex all the time!! Sex is a great thing, it's makes the world go round, without sex there is no humanity, how can someones think about sex that much!! That's why I never talk about sex.

   that's pathetic: that the iphone 13 is identical to it's previous models but only give us a better battery life. Sad part is people fall for apple laziness

   Cruises: Floating Golden Corrals with drunk people.

   People are dying with Covid not from Covid. Two different things...

   If anyone needs me I'll be over on Facebook telling people their babies look atrocious.

   People who say they don't know how to lie are lying.

   Hey people that make socks..can you make them so they last more then 3 times worn..!

   Some people should not have been given the ability to talk and breathe at the same time.

   Some people fight for their instincts even stronger than they fight for their principles.

   Coffee will never tell me I had too much to drink last night, unlike some people in this house

   I selfie-a-day so people don't think I died.

   Another phrase/saying I do not understand : Some people are real a$$holes. Is that any different from a fake a$$hole. . .

   Joe Namath drunk again