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   messageicon It's a contest to see which one can can outnumber the other: Covid variants or Rocky films.
←Rate | 01-29-2022 09:09 by Fazzy Comments (0)  


   messageicon We don't care how much money you have, how many cars and homes you own or how popular you are. Get past the dying part and then we'll be impressed.
←Rate | 02-02-2022 14:27 by Fazzy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Amy Schneider looks like the love child of Fred Flintstone and Barney Rubble.
←Rate | 01-10-2022 20:18 by Fazzy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Never allow making a living to become such an obsession to where it prevents you from actually living.
←Rate | 01-20-2022 10:00 by Fazzy Comments (0)  


   messageicon My concerns with anything having to do with the Royal Family ended in 1776.
←Rate | 01-15-2020 16:50 by Fazzy Comments (0)  


   messageicon The Biden crowd has Helen Keller Syndrome. Facts fall on deaf ears, dumb reasoning and blind eyes.
←Rate | 01-25-2021 07:34 by Fazzy Comments (0)  


   messageicon On a happier note... Cuomo is going down faster than Kamala Harris at the company Christmas party.
←Rate | 02-26-2021 09:13 by Fazzy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Life and beer are very similar... chill for best results.
←Rate | 11-01-2021 06:59 by Fazzy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Joe Biden just came by for a visit. It's funny because by the time he leaves, the toilet's never flushed and the cat's always pregnant.
←Rate | 03-08-2021 17:02 by Fazzy Comments (0)  


   messageicon The left will blame Donald T for all of Joe B's failures because it's easier than admitting they elected the wrong guy.
←Rate | 02-01-2021 13:14 by Fazzy Comments (0)  


   messageicon For a year numbered 2020, it's amazing how blind some folks can be.
←Rate | 06-05-2020 06:20 by Fazzy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Don’t forget to thank a teacher... for their part in creating an entire generation of uneducated, privileged, clueless wannabe social media celebrities with zero work ethic.
←Rate | 07-06-2020 12:34 by Fazzy Comments (1)  


   messageicon Now that I am woke and want to make amends for my hateful act of being born white, I want reparations for all the money I spent at Pottery Barn over the years.
←Rate | 12-22-2020 07:33 by Fazzy Comments (0)  


   messageicon The Weeknd should change his name to Monday Morning 'cause that's how bad he s_cks.
←Rate | 02-08-2021 09:18 by Fazzy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Pretending that looters, rioters, assaulters and arsonists are "peaceful protesters" does not make you look like a sympathizer. It makes you look like an id!ot..
←Rate | 06-02-2020 06:18 by Fazzy Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'd like to take a moment to congratulate the Ieft on their conquering 2 cartoons, a box of pancake mix and a bottle of syrup.
←Rate | 06-22-2020 08:54 by Fazzy Comments (0)  


   messageicon 41 shot in NYC this weekend, 77 in Chicago, 24 in Atlanta. But it's ok... no need for the media to report it. There were no police officers involved.
←Rate | 07-07-2020 14:19 by Fazzy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Facebook and Twitter are no different than commun¡st countries who control the media. Although they aren't government entities, they still have far reaching influence due to their sizable presence.
←Rate | 10-24-2020 05:36 by Fazzy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Oh no! They blacklisted Pepe Le'Pew. Now where am I gonna get my "moves"?
←Rate | 03-08-2021 11:18 by Fazzy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Maybe now that we’ve kept Joe busy writing his name for a week, we should move onto shapes and colors.
←Rate | 02-01-2021 12:17 by Fazzy Comments (0)  




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