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It's a contest to see which one can can outnumber the other: Covid variants or Rocky films.
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01-29-2022 09:09 by Fazzy
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We don't care how much money you have, how many cars and homes you own or how popular you are. Get past the dying part and then we'll be impressed.
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02-02-2022 14:27 by Fazzy
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Amy Schneider looks like the love child of Fred Flintstone and Barney Rubble.
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01-10-2022 20:18 by Fazzy
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Never allow making a living to become such an obsession to where it prevents you from actually living.
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01-20-2022 10:00 by Fazzy
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My concerns with anything having to do with the Royal Family ended in 1776.
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01-15-2020 16:50 by Fazzy
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The Biden crowd has Helen Keller Syndrome. Facts fall on deaf ears, dumb reasoning and blind eyes.
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01-25-2021 07:34 by Fazzy
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On a happier note... Cuomo is going down faster than Kamala Harris at the company Christmas party.
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02-26-2021 09:13 by Fazzy
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Life and beer are very similar... chill for best results.
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11-01-2021 06:59 by Fazzy
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Joe Biden just came by for a visit. It's funny because by the time he leaves, the toilet's never flushed and the cat's always pregnant.
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03-08-2021 17:02 by Fazzy
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The left will blame Donald T for all of Joe B's failures because it's easier than admitting they elected the wrong guy.
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02-01-2021 13:14 by Fazzy
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Due to social correctness, BIack Sabbath will now be called, "A Dark Shade Of The Day Of Rest."
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06-21-2020 20:30 by Fazzy
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For a year numbered 2020, it's amazing how blind some folks can be.
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06-05-2020 06:20 by Fazzy
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Don’t forget to thank a teacher... for their part in creating an entire generation of uneducated, privileged, clueless wannabe social media celebrities with zero work ethic.
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07-06-2020 12:34 by Fazzy
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Now that I am woke and want to make amends for my hateful act of being born white, I want reparations for all the money I spent at Pottery Barn over the years.
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12-22-2020 07:33 by Fazzy
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The Weeknd should change his name to Monday Morning 'cause that's how bad he s_cks.
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02-08-2021 09:18 by Fazzy
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Pretending that looters, rioters, assaulters and arsonists are "peaceful protesters" does not make you look like a sympathizer. It makes you look like an id!ot..
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06-02-2020 06:18 by Fazzy
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I'd like to take a moment to congratulate the Ieft on their conquering 2 cartoons, a box of pancake mix and a bottle of syrup.
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06-22-2020 08:54 by Fazzy
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41 shot in NYC this weekend, 77 in Chicago, 24 in Atlanta. But it's ok... no need for the media to report it. There were no police officers involved.
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07-07-2020 14:19 by Fazzy
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Facebook and Twitter are no different than commun¡st countries who control the media. Although they aren't government entities, they still have far reaching influence due to their sizable presence.
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10-24-2020 05:36 by Fazzy
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Oh no! They blacklisted Pepe Le'Pew. Now where am I gonna get my "moves"?
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03-08-2021 11:18 by Fazzy
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