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Dr. Oz says rubbing coffee grounds on your naked body prevents cellulite. But apparently you cant do it in Starbucks & now the cops are here
If people say you're acting "really weird," take it as a compliment that you usually only act semi-weird and now you're totally nailin' it.
Some psychologists say that sleeping naked can help boost a person's confidence, but nobody in this park seems to appreciate it.
I dont understand why dentists in toothpase advertisements have stethoscope around their neck...
Your screenshots of text message conversations tell me: 1. you have a great sense of humor 2. to never trust you
Getting a neck tattoo is probably the coolest way to show your love for manual labour.
I don't use hashtags, but if anybody wants one I still have an extra one I got from IKEA... You'll just need to assemble it.. // =
Black Friday? Don't they already get February?
Ghetto word of the day: HOTEL. My momma said she ain't gonna tell Shaqueta nothing else cause that hotel every thang she hears.
Fellas : not a day should go by that your lady doesn't hear she's beautiful .
We sleep safely in our beds because rough men stand ready in the night to visit violence on those who would do us harm. Thanks to all who served and are still serving our nation.
Who cares if my grandkids aren't gonna see a polar bear? I didn't see a dinosaur
going to wear underwear on the outside of his clothes tomorrow to see if people assume he's crazy, or a superhero.
...The worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades.
my ex-girlfriend is a famous porn star. But would she be pissed if she found out
I'm going to change my name to 'Benefits' Now when you add me on Facebook it will say "You are now friends with benefits."
How to freak someone out. 1. Find someone on Facebook with the same name as you. 2. Steal their profile picture. 3. Poke them.
Al Sharpton...Please go crawl back under the rock you came from.
The NFL has hired their first female referee... She will throw flags for penalties the teams committed 5 years ago. 