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   messageicon Dear radio stations, instead of 40 minutes of commercial free music, how about 5 minutes of good music?
←Rate | 08-16-2011 05:51 by flinnie Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you can fold a fitted sheet, you're obviously a witch
←Rate | 01-19-2013 09:07 by snotty Comments (0)  


   messageicon Ladies, I'd like to remind you that trying to play "hard to get" doesn't work when you're already "hard to want".
←Rate | 07-14-2010 21:32 by Joser Comments (0)  


   messageicon Why is bra singular and panties plural?
←Rate | 08-21-2009 04:46 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Here's a bumper sticker I'd like to see: “We are the proud parents of a child who's self-esteem is sufficient that he doesn't need us promoting his minor scholastic achievements on the back of our car.”
←Rate | 09-29-2009 10:17 Comments (0)  


   messageicon People piss me off like the ones who point at their wrist while asking for the time. I know where my watch is buddy, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the bathroom is?
←Rate | 01-21-2010 10:55 by DeAdMaN Comments (0)  


   messageicon just wanted to tell the weekend that I love you and I will be back, I will not let the weekdays take me away from you.
←Rate | 03-15-2010 10:09 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I come from a small town whose population never changed. Each time a woman got pregnant, someone left town.
←Rate | 01-20-2011 06:46 by Dopey420 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Facebook has become the girlfriend you no longer like but are scared to dump because you've invested so much time in the relationship.
←Rate | 05-31-2012 10:13 by SuthernFukr Comments (0)  


   messageicon Common sense is so rare it should be classified as a super power
←Rate | 03-22-2012 23:11 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Eating some food from last year.
←Rate | 01-01-2012 18:05 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I hate when I get invited to weird events on Facebook. For the fifth time, I do not want to go to your cat's birthday party damnit. I told you my dog is getting married... Geesch~
←Rate | 06-13-2011 17:39 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Almost Valentine's day. Don't worry if you've been dumped, there are plenty of fish in the sea. Just kidding, the oil spill killed them all.
←Rate | 02-04-2011 17:10 by Shawnee Comments (0)  


   messageicon Prince William's bachelor party is going to be weird. Imagine stuffing money with pictures of your grandma into a lap dancer's g-string
←Rate | 02-24-2011 16:33 by Kush Comments (3)  


   messageicon Cinco de Mayo....not 1 yard will be mowed today!!
←Rate | 05-05-2011 12:40 by urboyblue Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you have a mom or wife that is an awesome mother don't post it here....get ur lazy ass up and go tell her in person!!
←Rate | 05-08-2011 20:22 by urboyblue Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sometimes entire relationships can only be described as "that weird thing I did for a while."
←Rate | 03-06-2011 11:39 by Abbybaby34 Comments (0)  


   messageicon The Dentist is the only certified man to say to a woman: lay down, relax, open mouth, say ahh, and spit.
←Rate | 03-17-2011 12:44 Comments (0)  


   messageicon So let me get this right, the government is going to shut down Friday at midnight, and our soldiers will not get paid. The idiots in congress will still get their money? Where is the sense in that?
←Rate | 04-07-2011 22:55 by David Jones Comments (0)  


   messageicon BBC News: Couple remarry 57 years after divorce. God bless Alzheimers.
←Rate | 01-28-2011 10:06 by @clarkysj Comments (0)  



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