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Marriage.........when dating goes way too far!
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07-23-2012 07:07 by
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Studies show that your chances of getting murdered drop down significantly when you STFU and mind your own business.
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07-25-2012 15:14 by
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I bet women's trust issues with men started with a weatherman.
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08-03-2012 07:51
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Ladies, please. Get a hold of yourselves. There's enough of me to disappoint all of you.
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08-05-2012 09:01
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Mars rover "Curiousity" has landed and less an hour later, something has stole 2 rims off of it...
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08-06-2012 02:13 by
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You had me at: I'm calling the police.
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08-08-2012 09:55
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You haven't experienced awkwardness and felt like a complete idiot until you try to tickle someone who isn't ticklish.
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10-21-2012 07:55 by
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If you have alphabet fridge magnets, and morals. You probably shouldn't invite me over.
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12-17-2012 16:11 by
Mimi
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The less people you chill with, the less shi t you have to deal with
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01-17-2013 13:11
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Still hoping that one day I get to ride a kayak while it’s strapped to the top of someone’s car.
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01-30-2013 10:31 by
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Just once I wish my iPhone would interfere with the airplane's navigation equipment and we would land in California instead of Detroit....
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02-06-2013 08:45 by
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I don't mind playing games as long as we both end up naked at the end.
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02-03-2013 09:02
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No one gets to the age of fifty without making a few enemies.
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02-23-2013 12:36
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My doctor won't tell me the diagnosis unless I upgrade to Bonus Features.
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03-01-2013 00:44
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Sometimes the difference between pleasure and pain is one inch.
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03-01-2013 00:50
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"I bet you I can get people to buy the shirt from a game they don't even know how to play." -Ralph Lauren
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03-29-2013 10:58 by
SEAN
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Love your job but don't love your company because you may not know when your company stops loving you.
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04-03-2013 13:04
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Anyone else thinking they should drop Mike Rice into North Korea, just to get the ball rolling already?
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04-05-2013 13:11 by
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I don’t care how old you are, the only safe way to guarantee the monster under the bed doesn’t grab you is to use the run and jump method
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04-08-2013 11:07 by
Barber
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You know that part in Toy Story 3 were Andy gives away his toys? Well I find that part sadder than the whole twilight movies..
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