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When I'm at a restaurant I like to ask the waiter, “What's your most frequently photographed entree?”
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10-03-2012 22:17 by
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Friends don't let friends make 'Harlem Shake' videos...
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02-20-2013 13:40 by
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Got suspended from Instagram for going on everyone's food pics and posting the calories.
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03-16-2013 21:35
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US Marine SGT Michael Cable died in Afganistan today, but yet all I see on the TV is people mourning a drunk hillbilly....
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04-02-2013 18:26
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My wife is upset, apparently I'm breathing wrong again.
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08-23-2012 14:02 by
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Judging from all the misery and carnage on my newsfeed, I'm assuming it's Monday.
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11-05-2012 09:54 by
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Don't send me a ;) face and then wonder why I show up at your house naked.
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11-14-2012 21:56
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Baby,baby,baby ooh!" Mom: *walks in* Are you listening to justin bieber AGAIN..? Daughter: No I'm watchin PORN... Mom: Oh thank God
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01-23-2011 11:18 by
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Enough With The Poking, Lets Just Have Sex
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03-24-2010 12:58 by
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If this was 1999, would you have ever thought 10 years from now you could sit on the toilet while updating your facebook status???
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10-01-2009 09:03
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Forgive me God, for the blessings I don't even notice
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12-13-2011 00:04
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Judging by the disproportionate size of Popeye's forearms, I'm guessing Olive Oyl didn't put out much.
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03-25-2012 09:00 by
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Hearing that Jesus loves you is very nice... Unless you're in a Mexican prison.
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04-12-2012 17:14 by
Marshall the Great
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Every time I read "ROFL", I hear Scooby Doo trying to say "waffle".
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08-06-2011 18:49
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Thank you: hard shell tacos, for surviving the factory, delivery trucks, and small food stores and then breaking the the moment I put something inside you.
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07-11-2011 13:48 by
Marshall the Great
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I hate it when the people who owe me money post about how much they bought on Black Friday
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11-26-2011 10:39
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doesnt skinny dip...i chunky dunk
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03-30-2009 19:26 by
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if you are over weight and have trouble going up stairs, put a biscuit on each step....
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01-15-2010 14:37 by
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Admit it....You once made a little kid cry, and then made them laugh so you wouldn't get in trouble...
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11-15-2011 00:07
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The amount of alcohol I would need to sleep with you, would actualy kill me
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