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Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after DVDs? I don't want to have to restart my collection.
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08-24-2009 12:28
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This is my cup of care \_/ oh look, IT'S F**KING EMPTY.
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12-15-2010 05:48 by
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It only took 6 drinks but I'm starting to feel the Christmas spirit.
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12-25-2010 03:07 by
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Some people hear voices.. Some see invisible people.. Others have no imagination whatsoever.
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01-25-2011 16:18 by
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Spank me once, shame on you. Spank me twice, that's more like it.
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12-23-2012 06:56 by
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Does Facebook have a "You're not smart enough to be talking about politics" button?
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01-30-2013 05:15 by
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If you’ve gauged huge holes in your ears and don’t keep Oreo cookies in them for snacks then what the hell’s the point man?
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07-15-2013 00:52 by
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I don’t always correct someone’s spelling, but when I do, I google it first so I don’t make an ass out of myself.
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07-19-2013 12:33
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Judging from all the misery and carnage on my newsfeed, I'm assuming it's Monday.
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11-05-2012 09:54 by
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Don't send me a ;) face and then wonder why I show up at your house naked.
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11-14-2012 21:56
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My wife is upset, apparently I'm breathing wrong again.
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08-23-2012 14:02 by
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Friends don't let friends make 'Harlem Shake' videos...
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02-20-2013 13:40 by
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Got suspended from Instagram for going on everyone's food pics and posting the calories.
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03-16-2013 21:35
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US Marine SGT Michael Cable died in Afganistan today, but yet all I see on the TV is people mourning a drunk hillbilly....
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04-02-2013 18:26
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If my "check engine" light would just "check my wallet"....It would know there's nothing I can do about it.
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09-05-2012 23:01 by
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I don't use my cell phone in the car... I have to keep my hands free for making gestures.
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09-20-2012 14:30 by
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When I'm at a restaurant I like to ask the waiter, “What's your most frequently photographed entree?”
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10-03-2012 22:17 by
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I've used my wife's conditioner even though she told me more than once not to. Because I'm a rebel. A rebel with coconut dream hair.
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04-17-2013 00:43
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Enough With The Poking, Lets Just Have Sex
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03-24-2010 12:58 by
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Baby,baby,baby ooh!" Mom: *walks in* Are you listening to justin bieber AGAIN..? Daughter: No I'm watchin PORN... Mom: Oh thank God
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01-23-2011 11:18 by
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