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   messageicon Everyone picks their nose. It is what you do with it that defines you as a person.
←Rate | 12-17-2015 12:41 by Braindead Comments (0)  

   messageicon SPOILER: Ren & Stimpy kill Yoda.
←Rate | 12-17-2015 13:18 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Luke Skywalker is barely in the end of the movie and doesn't say a word. it just rolls to the credits.. womp womp
←Rate | 12-17-2015 15:18 Comments (0)  

   messageicon The thing that disturbs me the most about social media,is when I see a woman from the high school days who didn't age very well, and I think to myself, "Man, I can't believe I zherked off to that."
←Rate | 12-17-2015 15:24 by Mickey Comments (0)  

   messageicon I have no problem getting S3X...the tough part is deciding which hand to use.
←Rate | 12-17-2015 16:15 by Rosie Palm Comments (0)  

   messageicon From the Paris Climate Change Conference: Santa is required to put solar panels in the stockings of naughty kids.
←Rate | 12-17-2015 16:36 by lkl627 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Do the villains in Scooby-Doo know they have the right to remain silent?
←Rate | 12-17-2015 18:22 by snotty Comments (0)  

   messageicon If old french fries were weapons,,, I would be able to kill anyone trying to carjack me
←Rate | 12-17-2015 19:45 by snotty Comments (0)  

   messageicon You know someone's having a little too much fun at your party , when they mistake your dogs Kong for a buttplug .
←Rate | 12-17-2015 22:36 Comments (0)  

   messageicon to anyone who spoils the movie, you'll feel my Han...Solo
←Rate | 12-17-2015 22:46 by Eddy Comments (0)  

   messageicon Star Wars is out Bar Scene is dead Thanks a lot Harrison Ford.
←Rate | 12-17-2015 23:32 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Am I crazy or a ...?!
←Rate | 12-17-2015 23:59 Comments (0)  

   messageicon If you like Star Wars. Your Special. Will you fix my Computer!!!!??
←Rate | 12-18-2015 10:35 Comments (0)  

   messageicon ♪ ♩♩ ♬ On the 12th Day of Christmas my Facebook gave to me, 12 dudes I'm blocking, 11 friends just watching, 10 corny topics, 9 busted barbies, 8 friends complaining, 7 stalkers stalking, 6 party invites, Fiiiiiiiiiiiiive Drama Queeeensssss,
←Rate | 12-18-2015 12:12 Comments (0)  

   messageicon If I don't catch you sniffing a pair of my panties, are we really even cousins?
←Rate | 12-18-2015 13:37 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Wait... what? Han is now gay and that is why Leai goes on the suicide mission where she dies?
←Rate | 12-18-2015 13:45 by HotTea Comments (0)  

   messageicon Some idiot posted spoilers and totally ruined my Alvin & The Chipmunks: The Road Chip experience
←Rate | 12-18-2015 14:22 Comments (0)  

   messageicon I'm not bragging, but I wear the same size earing I used to wear in Junior high ..
←Rate | 12-18-2015 14:23 Comments (0)  

   messageicon Why is it that a lot of the people who think everyone is too easily offended these days act like you just insulted their mother by saying "Happy Holidays" instead of "Merry Christmas"?
←Rate | 12-18-2015 15:23 Comments (0)  

   messageicon My sex life is like a Ferrari, I don't F¥€|^£ have a Ferrari
←Rate | 12-18-2015 16:19 Comments (0)  

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