Funny Status Message #164229
X says Bears: If people can read my thoughts, most people would think I'm the most evil person on this planet.
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- # 63821 I read a caption in the paper the other day. The caption read, "In the time it takes you to finish reading this sentence, 20 people will have died of hunger." How the hell do they know how fast I read? I had to read it again. I killed 40 f*cking people.
- # 205057 If I choke to death on gummy bears I hope people will just say I was killed by bears and leave it at that.
- # 176848 I hope when I inevitably choke to death on gummy bears people just say I was killed by bears and leave it at that.
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