Funny Status Message #164245

X says But seriously, how do I get one million dollars and a flat stomach by tomorrow?
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# 8502 When I was seven, I told my friend Timmy Barker I would give him a million dollars if he would eat an earthworm. He ate the worm, but I never gave him the million dollars. As of last week, all I had given him was $9,840.
# 97567 It cost 7 million dollars to build the Titanic and 200 million to make a film about it....That's Hollywood
# 67350 Some idiot just bought MySpace for 35 million. Now looks like the ideal time to sell my dusty old CD towers for 9 million dollars.

←Rate | 02-12-2016 04:36

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