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Not everyone in the front row is a fan. Your biggest hater will disguise themselves as a friend so that they can get closest to you and strike at close range. 
A Christmas tree isn't going to be the only thing lit this holiday season
Han Solo gets killed by his son Kylo Ren.. You're welcome
Everyone picks their nose. It is what you do with it that defines you as a person.
SPOILER: Ren & Stimpy kill Yoda.
Luke Skywalker is barely in the end of the movie and doesn't say a word. it just rolls to the credits.. womp womp
The thing that disturbs me the most about social media,is when I see a woman from the high school days who didn't age very well, and I think to myself, "Man, I can't believe I zherked off to that."
I have no problem getting S3X...the tough part is deciding which hand to use.
From the Paris Climate Change Conference: Santa is required to put solar panels in the stockings of naughty kids.
Do the villains in Scooby-Doo know they have the right to remain silent?
If old french fries were weapons,,, I would be able to kill anyone trying to carjack me
You know someone's having a little too much fun at your party , when they mistake your dogs Kong for a buttplug .
to anyone who spoils the movie, you'll feel my Han...Solo
Star Wars is out Bar Scene is dead Thanks a lot Harrison Ford.
Am I crazy or a ...?!
If you like Star Wars. Your Special. Will you fix my Computer!!!!??
♪ ♩♩ ♬ On the 12th Day of Christmas my Facebook gave to me, 12 dudes I'm blocking, 11 friends just watching, 10 corny topics, 9 busted barbies, 8 friends complaining, 7 stalkers stalking, 6 party invites, Fiiiiiiiiiiiiive Drama Queeeensssss,
If I don't catch you sniffing a pair of my panties, are we really even cousins?
Wait... what? Han is now gay and that is why Leai goes on the suicide mission where she dies?
Some idiot posted spoilers and totally ruined my Alvin & The Chipmunks: The Road Chip experience
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