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Somebody clearly missed the opportunity of a lifetime when they called the game Mario Kart instead of Mario Speedwagon.
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02-26-2019 11:04 by
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Happy "Hold my beer while I light this" Day!!!
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07-04-2013 12:44 by
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It's official! I just bought my first bag of Halloween candy...that will NOT make it to Halloween.
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10-08-2013 11:38 by
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There are Pumas wearing shirts with Usain Bolt's likeness on them.
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08-15-2016 14:30 by
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In my future defense, I was not running from the cops, I was running from the cameras
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01-06-2019 01:46 by
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Remember kids, NEVER light fireworks. Let the adults, who have been drinking all day, light them instead!
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07-04-2013 12:46 by
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An Asian in charge of Transportation? That's like putting a fox in charge of a hen house.
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11-29-2016 19:10 by
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I feel a disturbance in the Force. RIP Carrie Fisher.
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12-27-2016 13:53 by
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I wish there were private counselors who would meet you at a chipotle and let you pour your heart out while you stuff your face.
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01-28-2019 14:36 by
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Smooth jazz version of "In bloom" playing on KCRW right now. Somewhere Kurt Cobain is killing himself all over again.
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03-28-2016 15:31 by
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Wait... what? Han is now gay and that is why Leai goes on the suicide mission where she dies?
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12-18-2015 13:45 by
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I wonder if my cat thinks I'm cleaning my ice cream?
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03-12-2016 06:34 by
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It's 4/20, remember to leave out milk and cookies for Snoop Dogg!
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04-20-2016 10:51 by
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Happy National Day of Predation.
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05-05-2017 14:04 by
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I've I heard people want to boycott Beauty and the Beast because there's a gay character in it. It's okay for a teenage girl to fall in love with a rabid, hairy dog, but you can't have a gay person in a movie?
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