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my science teacher said living things are made up of cells so why don't we call our lovers our "cell mates"?
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11-29-2015 04:08 by
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I must have been involved in some filthy debauchery last night, because when I woke up the Jesus statue in my bedroom was facing the wall.
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11-29-2015 05:07 by
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Don't worry white folks; the rhythm is never going to get you. You're safe.
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11-29-2015 06:52
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English: even when they had guns, the still preferred to smash the sh1t out your face in a fair fight.
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11-29-2015 07:41
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Don't take life laying down. That is, unless you're a prostitute. . .
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11-29-2015 10:12 by
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White folks dance like they have an invisible hula hoop around their waist.
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11-29-2015 10:47
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Cocaine so white, it quietly forms a single file line.
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11-29-2015 11:13
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On a scale of Bruno Mars to Wesley Snipes, how dark do you want your coffee?
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11-29-2015 11:25
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Heavy D: Now that we found love, what are we gonna do with it? Scientist: Containment protocol, we can't have everybody catching feelings.
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11-29-2015 11:26
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Kudos to all the GOP Presidential candidates for their 2 days of silence regarding the shooting victims
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11-29-2015 11:39
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I know why blacks are always angry....you would be too if you had to go through life with a wad of pubic hair on top of your head.
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11-29-2015 12:00
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***LATEST SOCIAL MEDIA GAME~~~ Inbox me your Bank Account or Credit Card number (be sure to give me the expiration date and 3 digit security code) and I will post in my status which bill or Christmas gift I used it for. Let's play!!!
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11-29-2015 12:35 by
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Just tried to make out with my wife on the couch. It was like trying to give a cat a bath.
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11-29-2015 12:41
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The Dallas Cowboys today announced Al Bundy as their new starting Quarterback.
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11-29-2015 13:07
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The Dallas Cowboys finally made it through a Sunday without losing.
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11-29-2015 16:39
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NYC Detective: One of you is an octopus,,,, who is it?... *Everyone points at me.... Including Susan, with all eight of her arms*
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11-29-2015 17:48 by
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I like big PUTTS & I can not lie,,, You other golfers can't deny,,, When a ball rolls in with a slow topspin & the caddy moves the pin, you get PAR
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11-29-2015 17:51 by
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"You promise you didn't get me bees again?"............ [me from a distance].... JUST OPEN IT
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11-29-2015 18:05 by
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*arrives at hospital carrying a tiny chair... " Ummmm, Yes,,,, Where would you like my stool sample?"
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11-29-2015 18:13 by
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I paid 4 the lady in front of me at Starbucks. She hugged me. Deciding when it's the right time 2 tell her I hit her car in the parking lot.
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11-29-2015 22:08 by
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