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I hide from people too, so I get it bigfoot, I get it.
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09-29-2014 04:30 by
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You know why divorce is so expensive? Because it's worth it.
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10-22-2014 13:30 by
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There are no bad photos. That’s just how you look sometimes.
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10-24-2014 08:36
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If you cry loudly enough at a Walmart everyone will just assume you work there.
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11-21-2014 00:37 by
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You're unemployed and not looking for work; put down the energy drink.
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11-06-2013 11:45
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The nice thing about being a pessimist is that in the end you are either pleasantly surprised or you have the satisfaction of knowing you were right all along.
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11-06-2013 19:30
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Normal is overrated. I will see your crazy and raise you demented.
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11-08-2013 00:29
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Nothing honors our Vetrans more than buying a mattress on sale.
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11-11-2013 05:26 by
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This is not what adulthood looked like in the brochure.
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03-28-2016 11:31 by
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Mentos should print little messages on their mints like "you're awesome" or "looking good" and call them Complimentos.
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04-14-2016 17:10
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Boss just announced he is leaving early. What a coincidence. So am I.
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04-21-2016 07:15
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If you're gonna take a selfie at a funeral, at least get the casket in the background!
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12-11-2013 04:55
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All I need right now is a hug, and five hundred thousand dollars in cash
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12-14-2013 13:34
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All I'm saying is some of us would get in the van without the candy.
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12-17-2013 09:09
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The mega winner says she picked the numbers by her kids birthdays… Please tell me what month has 39 days
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12-19-2013 09:32 by
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Justin Bieber was drunken driving in Florida? Where is George Zimmerman when you need him!
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01-25-2014 21:42 by
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By show of hands, who's been fooled 3 times and not known who to blame?
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12-05-2014 07:46 by
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My coworkers will stand around confused during a fire drill but the office turns into the Hunger Games when there's lunch brought in for everyone
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01-07-2015 05:42 by
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Scientists have made a pill that tricks you into thinking your body is full. Unfortunately, it's filled with mashed potatoes and has 8,500 calories.
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01-07-2015 21:20
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Why does every video on America's Funniest Home Videos look like it's still recorded on VHS tape?
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01-31-2015 11:42 by
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