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Why can't they shoot porn in HD 3D? 
: Women are like Vegetables: You need a Variety to remain Healthy!!!
YES WE CAN..move to Canada...
You don't necessarily need to be in a church on Sunday to find and talk to God. You don't necessarily have to make an appointment to see the Lord. God is always with you, no matter where you are, no matter what day of the week it is.
Stop using Jesus as an excuse for being a narrow-minded, bigoted a$$hole.
I guess the Mayans were Republicans, that would explain everything.
The best part of a Lady Gaga song is when it ends
The Lord created the fart and then put a smell in it so the deaf could enjoy it!!!
♪♫♫♪Accept the Poke. THAT'S IT. Then Poke me back, Game over. Then I can Poke you, then Poke me back. And were done. That's it, That's all I want. Then I'll Poke you again, and you Poke me back. Poke Me Back♫♪♫♫♪♪♪♫♪♫
The condoms I use are so sensitive... They hang around to cuddle and talk to the chick 45 minutes after I leave.
Just because "it's awake" when you get up does not mean I have to "kiss it good morning". ;)
America put men on the moon; we don’t care if we can put a ball in a net.
Here's the deal. I'm the best there is. Plain and simple. I wake up in the morning and I piss excellence.
Roses are red, Violets are red, Shrubs are red, Trees are red, OMG! My yard is on fire!
Face it. Tomboys are the sexiest damn girls you'll EVER see.
My fondest childhood memories are having to stay at the kennel while my parents went off to all those Amway conventions
People say that my analogies are as bad as a candle on a forklift.
20 years later, members of Bell Biv Devoe are still adamant about not trusting a big butt and a smile.
"girls will be boys" - Thai tourism board
BREAKING NEWS - Bomb disposal experts in Brazil had to evacuate a sold out Lady Gaga concert due to a suspicious package on stage..... 