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   messageicon Why can't they shoot porn in HD 3D?
←Rate | 06-28-2011 02:53 by Vishal Vakil Comments (0)  


   messageicon : Women are like Vegetables: You need a Variety to remain Healthy!!!
←Rate | 12-17-2009 17:34 Comments (0)  


   messageicon YES WE CAN..move to Canada...
←Rate | 03-25-2010 08:15 by Stingray Comments (4)  


   messageicon You don't necessarily need to be in a church on Sunday to find and talk to God. You don't necessarily have to make an appointment to see the Lord. God is always with you, no matter where you are, no matter what day of the week it is.
←Rate | 10-23-2011 04:13 by I AM ONLY HUMAN Comments (0)  


   messageicon Stop using Jesus as an excuse for being a narrow-minded, bigoted a$$hole.
←Rate | 09-06-2011 07:19 by Mick F Comments (0)  


   messageicon I guess the Mayans were Republicans, that would explain everything.
←Rate | 12-28-2012 01:17 Comments (2)  


   messageicon The best part of a Lady Gaga song is when it ends
←Rate | 06-17-2011 18:56 Comments (0)  


   messageicon The Lord created the fart and then put a smell in it so the deaf could enjoy it!!!
←Rate | 12-17-2010 22:04 | Tags: Filtered Comments (0)  


   messageicon ♪♫♫♪Accept the Poke. THAT'S IT. Then Poke me back, Game over. Then I can Poke you, then Poke me back. And were done. That's it, That's all I want. Then I'll Poke you again, and you Poke me back. Poke Me Back♫♪♫♫♪♪♪♫♪♫
←Rate | 01-17-2011 22:55 by Rachael Comments (0)  


   messageicon The condoms I use are so sensitive... They hang around to cuddle and talk to the chick 45 minutes after I leave.
←Rate | 01-23-2011 22:29 by wch Comments (6)  


   messageicon Just because "it's awake" when you get up does not mean I have to "kiss it good morning". ;)
←Rate | 10-06-2010 17:15 by Heather25 Comments (2)  


   messageicon America put men on the moon; we don’t care if we can put a ball in a net.
←Rate | 06-17-2014 09:45 Comments (1)  


   messageicon Here's the deal. I'm the best there is. Plain and simple. I wake up in the morning and I piss excellence.
←Rate | 02-02-2012 20:18 by Tsparks Comments (0)  


   messageicon Roses are red, Violets are red, Shrubs are red, Trees are red, OMG! My yard is on fire!
←Rate | 06-23-2012 22:54 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Face it. Tomboys are the sexiest damn girls you'll EVER see.
←Rate | 05-01-2012 17:32 by Danny Comments (0)  


   messageicon My fondest childhood memories are having to stay at the kennel while my parents went off to all those Amway conventions
←Rate | 04-21-2012 21:57 by snotty Comments (1)  


   messageicon People say that my analogies are as bad as a candle on a forklift.
←Rate | 04-23-2012 14:50 by HiYourJon Comments (0)  


   messageicon 20 years later, members of Bell Biv Devoe are still adamant about not trusting a big butt and a smile.
←Rate | 04-27-2012 06:08 by flinnie Comments (0)  


   messageicon "girls will be boys" - Thai tourism board
←Rate | 05-13-2012 18:09 by Radhi Comments (0)  


   messageicon BREAKING NEWS - Bomb disposal experts in Brazil had to evacuate a sold out Lady Gaga concert due to a suspicious package on stage.....
←Rate | 05-17-2012 11:03 Comments (0)  



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