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I often wonder what tomatoes did to make the other fruits disown them and force them to live as vegetables.
If cinderella's shoe really did fit perfectly, then why exactly did it fall off in the first place?
Why is that girls in tamp0n commercials dance and laugh? Shouldn't they be revving chainsaws and burn!ng sh!t down?
Cops: “Please step out of the car” Me: “I can't. I'm drunk. You get in.
My Boss Asked Me to Start The Presentation With a Joke. “I Attached My Payslip On the First Slide.”
I start every morning with a simple affirmation: I will not murder anyone today.
Scientists plan to clone a woolly mammoth and bring the prehistoric creature back to life. I sure don't see what could go wrong there.
I've finally collected enough rats asses to give to everyone on my list.
I've spent at least 15% of my life pulling a chain & trying to figure out if the ceiling fan is speeding up or slowing down.
Most common lie used by women.... "I dont usually do this the first night"
I am responsible for what I say. I am not responsible for what you understand.
Did you know that if you drive past the first drive thru window your food is free?
I hate when people see me at the super market & the're like "Hey what you doing here?" & I'm just like "Oh you know hunting zebras"
I swear, if Facebook changes their layout one more time, I'm going to post a status update about it & then use their site as much as always.
Just joined the support group Hokey pokey Anonymous ..A place to turn yourself around..***
Two things define your Personality, The way you manage things when you have nothing. The way you behave when you have everything.
"When I was your age, I lost my tooth. Not my virginty"
My wife and I have are talking about renewing our vows. Or as I like to call it, getting a double life sentence.
The most impressive thing about marathon runners is how they don't check their phone for 3 hours.
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