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Don't mix V iagra with Iron Supplements. It will cause you to spin around and point north. 
I guess Black Friday started early in Ferguson
Please don't let the trainee make my burrito please don't let the trainee make my burrito please don't let the trainee make my burrito. Dammit the trainee is making my burrito.
“ea” 69 for midgets?
If you've ever seen a woman masturbate, it's odd they're not better at video games.
On Twitter, I keep seeing the hashtag #nowthatchersdead. Just to clarify, Cher isn't dead....
You haven't experienced awkward until you tickle someone who isn't ticklish
I don't know what is more nerve wrecking... this first kiss or the first fart.
I used to drink a lot in the 80s. Then I realized, who cares what the temperature is?
The snippy little nurse told me to piss in a cup. So I told her to go fart in a jar. And the fight was on.
Paula Deen dropped by Food Network for racial slurs.. she has no one to blame butter self...
The photographer who released the photos of the Boston bomber capture got fired but the sniper that had the laser dot on his head and didn't pull the trigger still has his job? What's up with that?
Hello? Poison control? I need some help. Bret Michaels is in my house and he won't leave.
As income tax time approaches, did you ever notice that when you put the two words, 'The' and 'IRS' together, it spells THEIRS?
Sometimes my attention span is shorter than a gold fish crackers are delicious.
Women want someone that looks good on their arm, holds all their crap, and compliments their shoes. Basically men are just purses.
Never turn your back on a charging turtle.
Happiness, is just a liquor store away.
Obama claimed he was the one to bring the races together... Hows that working for ya BLM?
Rich people stay rich by living like they are poor. Poor people stay poor by living like they are rich. 