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Remember,,, When one door opens, another one opens, and then another, and another.... Because kids.
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08-01-2016 11:49 by
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I made food for my son, set it in front of him like he was going to eat it and then we just laughed and laughed.
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08-01-2016 11:48 by
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I'm beginning to think that this election scenario has turned into our own version of the "Kobayashi Maru"
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08-01-2016 11:26 by
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I'm a nervous wreck about this election, because I'm too rude to live in Canada
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08-01-2016 11:13 by
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I also think it's adorable how their putting jokes on the sides of snacks now. .. Like listen to this one, ,,"serving size 3 cookies "
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07-30-2016 13:38 by
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I think it's funny how "go to sleep " and "do parkour" sound exactly the same to my kids
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07-30-2016 13:36 by
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I think I'll go to the playground so I can enjoy a relaxing afternoon of screaming at my kids for screaming
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07-30-2016 13:33 by
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Well, of course the gas station air pump costs a dollar, because air doesn't grow on trees........... Ummmm,,,,, wait.
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07-30-2016 13:32 by
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Life starts with everyone cheering when you poop and goes drastically down hill from there.
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07-30-2016 13:20 by
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Your Joke Is Factually Incorrect - A Guide to Dying Alone
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07-30-2016 08:10 by
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It's been 3 years since I gave myself 1year to live after self diagnosing on WebMD and I'm still here defying the odds everyone. WINNING!
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07-28-2016 22:06 by
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I'm still waiting for the ability to call the car in front of me & tell the driver to pull her head out of his ass... Where are we on this technology?
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07-28-2016 20:34 by
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Sorry I unfollowed you but you said regular fries are just as good as sweet potato fries,, and that's a lie.
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07-27-2016 21:13 by
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My Dad: People overcome adversity all the time son... Look at Beethoven. They told him he was deaf, but did he listen?
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07-25-2016 22:09 by
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*points to wrist* this is my Fitbit. *points to rest of body* this is my fatbit.
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07-25-2016 22:09 by
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I got a Go Fund Me Account so I can afford Avocado on all my sandwiches
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07-25-2016 20:01 by
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The dental hygienist asked if I have any concerns. So we talked for 20 minutes about how Kevin Durant will fit in with the Warriors.
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07-16-2016 21:06 by
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ME: The plane has wifi? Sweet, I'm going to Skype call that radio psychic.... RADIO PSYCHIC: Go ahead caller, you're on the air...... ME: HOLY CRAP !?!
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07-16-2016 21:00 by
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If you don't think that time traveling is possible,, just start an argument with your wife.
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07-15-2016 20:50 by
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What kind of jerk makes an anti-anxiety pill difficult to break in half?
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07-15-2016 19:56 by
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